Lemming.

Perth based Science Enthusiast and educator into all things high voltage and high energy. Regular host of Reality Bytes on @RTRFM

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@ato_gov_au I get it's a busy time of year but having your system take 3m to get to the point and then just go "oops, sorry, we're too busy. Better luck next time!" Is a little fucking infuriating. Lost count of how many times I've tried to call today and gotten that result.

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@maccas why oh why do you get rid of the Angus burgers?

First the decent chicken wraps and now the Angus burgers are gone.

Talk about enshittification. 😠

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@bookingcom Just found out you're allowing Israeli "settlers" to list stolen homes for rent as tourist homes.

Immediately deleted my account.

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Hey @Telstra it's ever so slightly stupid that when in the chat in your own app I try to enter the IMEI of my device as asked for by your consultant... that the app blocks me from sending it to them.

I get that you're trying to protect my information... but this is just stupid!

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@Uber_Support FFS not even a week later and I get the same bullshit excuses

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@UberEats if I request a refund for goods damaged before arrival to me. It is in matter of fact fraud to not refund me 100% of the cost.

Your support is refusing to fully refund me AGAIN, for an order that was delivered to me in an inedible state.

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@Payoneer Why the hell are you guys expiring passwords? That's completely against current best practices.

On top of that you're using security questions as well?

Pretty much all the questions you have are things that can be gleaned from social media.

Your security is lacking.

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@Transperth what the hell is with the "after 24 hours but within 5 days" time period on autoload?

Also can you please hurry up and add the smartrider hubs to a LOT more stations. You don't have to wait for a full refurb of the station to add one!

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@NBN_Australia can you please explain why the huge disparity between download & upload speed on all the NBN plans?

I'm on 1000/400 at the moment & I'd love to go to the 2000mbit plan... but to only get a 100mbit speed on the upload while doubling download? Make it make sense?

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@theonion with the current shitshow that's going on over on Imgur, you guys should step in an offer to buy it from medialab.

Heck they'd probably sell it for a song right now.

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@BowersWilkins Is there any plans to release a successor to the PI4's?

I'm looking at getting a new pair of headphones but I'm always a little leery in today's market to purchase a 5 year old product.

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@LinusTech thought you guys might like this one...

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@Razer Fuck you very much.

I have a single razer device, a Tartarus Pro, I stopped purchasing the others because of the lack of quality and the dropping of support you seem so fond of.

And now I go to install Synapse 4... & all my profiles are just fucking gone. Fucking great.

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@Uber_Support @Uber "no third parties involved!" While we're speaking on a third parties website.

The irony is astounding.

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For fucks sake @Uber can you please just add a "contact us" button to your apps. Sometimes your support menu doesn't cover the issue I'm trying to raise & trying to find something that's even close to the same issue is a nightmare.

I don't care if I have to speak to a bot first

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@Uber_Support @uber I've contacted you guys many times, I shouldn't have to go to a 3rd party service just to be able to speak to someone for fucks sake.

Everytime I've come here to get something solved it actually gets solved sure, but that's really shitty customer service.

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@Wondershare it's already annoying as an enterprise customer that I have to contact support to get the offline installer for uniconverter.

It's terrifying from an enterprise security point of view when your support person then sends me a link to their personal google drive!

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Hey @UberEats you can't just tell me my order isn't eligible for a refund without telling me why. That's not how this works. You don't just get to keep my money.

You give me a good reason or you give me a refund, or I instruct my bank to reverse the transaction & refund myself.

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Hey @Auspost... Please tell me how in the frelling hell this is a "Safe place" to leave my parcel?

It clearly doesn't even fit in the mailbox FFS!

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@CommBank How much is the fee?

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@CommBank Can I use the coin counting machine in your branch without being a commbank customer?