Luke Gates

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

"When it comes to Brendan Sorsby, don't blame the NCAA. Or the judge. Or even Sorsby.

Blame Texas Tech.

No one is *making* them pay Sorsby. He crossed a line EVERYONE - even Tech - knows is too far.

They're the bad guys here."

- Via @AaronTorresPod

📺https://t.co/0neSgSyX39

[Luke Gates @LukeGates21]

Hot rod
Anchorman
Animal house
Blazing saddles
Airplane
Monte Python Holy grail
Robin Hood Men in tights
Blues brothers
Ace Ventura
Zoolander
The other guys
Dumb and dumber

[S_U_Network @S_U_Network]

Superbad, Caddyshack, Borat, Step Brothers, Tropic Thunder, Wedding Crashers and Old School aren’t available. Name a great comedy movie.

[Feel Good Animals 🐾 @FeelGoodAnimals]

Their first swimming lesson and my heart can’t handle this much cuteness 😭❤️

[Luke Gates @LukeGates21]

@tbhorka Did bama lose to a bad team?

[Longhorn Nation 🤘Chiefs Kingdom 🏟️ @40AcresFight]

@slmandel The funniest part of this is Sark never once said Texas Tech, but the CFB collectively feel like Tech is a fraud and decided to make it about them.

[Narwitz @SophiaNarwitz]

Its very existence was the crime. Terrible adaptation.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Rare footage of a live giant squid, caught feeding on diamondback squid.

[Luke Gates @LukeGates21]

@AgKnocks

[Cons @CaptainCons]

When they taped the bird’s head back on and gave it to the blind kid

[Geoff Ketchum @gkketch]

Credit to Purdue because they made the plays and suckered the refs into some bad calls, but that should be that crew's last Sweet 16 game for a while. How many times did they fall for the same okey-doke?

[Luke Gates @LukeGates21]

@PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat

[Raven @Ravenismeee]

Name a cancelled TV show that needs to be brought back

[Luke Gates @LukeGates21]

“Glad I married you because I couldn't handle cleaning a bigger house”

- My Wife

[Pop Base @PopBase]

In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.

[Parisian Aesthetics @Parisianaes1]

Europe has the Eiffel Tower
Europe has the Colosseum
Europe has Big Ben
Europe has the Acropolis
Europe has the Sagrada Família
Europe has the Louvre

China has the Great Wall
China has the Forbidden City
China has the Terracotta Army, etc

The United States has...?

[Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas]

@AriWasserman OU faced both LSU (3-5 conf record) and Auburn (1-7) at home, and beat them by a combined 11 pts.

They made the playoffs because they played Michigan instead of Ohio State.

[Luke Gates @LukeGates21]

@MichaelWBratton @thatSECpodcast What have you seen from the past 2 years that makes you think ou will beat Texas with less talent? I think it’s much more likely Texas loses to LSU and OSU.

[Saint Zoe 🇺🇸🇭🇹 @Jupinapapi3]

Fernando Mendoza looks like he makes his animal crackers fight each other before he eats them

[Luke Gates @LukeGates21]

@PFTCommenter @ArianFoster

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

There are NOT up to 8 billion living people in this world.
A laughable and unserious belief. Truly.

Most of humanity is unbirthed
Most online accounts are ghosts/bots

Census data has been SEVERELY embellished outside the West to claim more resources, peacock, and make their people feel small and inconsequential.

CHINA:
- 100's of unexplained ghost towns
- Phone companies reported over 100M+ are no longer in service or not used at all w/o explanation.
- Claimed 500M in 1950s, then somehow "boomed" after the CCP to 1.2B by 2000 which would require every woman to have 5 surviving babies on average.
- Except there was a strict 1 child policy for almost 4 decades, which only became the 2 child policy in 2015.
- and a FAMINE.
- Stopped reporting covid deaths out of shame, then secretly built mass funeral cemeteries at an alarming rate.

INDIA:
- Most recent official census data for India shows population in tier 1 and 2 cities to be 300 Million maximum.

- If this is true, almost 900 million people live in rural Indian villages. (lol?) Does this sound correct at all? Can it be said confidently by someone with sense?

- no

the womb of the world is barren
There is hardly anybody here.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THIS LEAGUE

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

"I wonder whose bag that is ... "

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