Luke Harris

[🇭🇷dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

Will never get over the sheer amount of piss required to cake his jeans the way he has

[Giulia Bould @GiuliaBould]

Hull promoted to the Premier League

Promotion triggers bonuses to the players who fought to do it. It then sees them breach PSR by £6m so have to sell players by 30 June or face a points deduction

Chelsea given a fine for purchasing players linked to £47m in hidden payments

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Hydration break 1986

[VamosDundee 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 @VamosDundee]

Funny place to bring that flag. Just looks like they’re opposing the log flumes.

[Tomo @twill_94]

It’s why football will slowly die out.

You’ve got Villa and Newcastle absolutely huge clubs and arguably on a par with Spurs, playing in Europe regularly not able to spend, but Spurs can finish x2 17th and spend what they want.

Same with Man United.

Broken system

[Jack Roworth @RoworthJack]

Time for the big game 🇮🇶.

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

When my son starts calling me a cockwomble

[AJ @AJ__SR7]

Not many things in the sport hit better than a Rodri/Bernardo bitter post-match interview

I can’t help but smile reading it

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

We used to be a country.

You can't even launch a computers for primary schools campaign by spanking Nell McAndrew anymore.

Game's gone.

[Gammonzilla @TheGAMMONZILLA]

All the nonces on Bluesky tonight

[WE WUZ KANGS OF ENGLAND @Flaminiesta]

Came back to laugh ahead of him starting for Japan, why did they put in 90s R&B in a footy comp 😭

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

You may be asking yourself, is that the same Enner Valencia who faked an injury to be driven away on a medical cart while cops chased him over missed child support payments?

Yes it is.

[- @DJ___129]

Means something to me man

[Jösef 🇵🇹 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇰🇷🇧🇦 @ilovemilkcakes]

Japanese players drinking matcha during the hydration break

[Germano Mostovoi @GesuKrishna]

Bassista di qualsiasi gruppo passato su MTV nel 2003

[j🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Punished_TBlair]

The way scousers go on you'd think merseyside was like Kosovo

[Dennis Noel Kavanagh @Jebadoo2]

Free legal advice, if you don't want a fairly substantial sentence from a respected High Court Judge, it is open to you NOT to break into private property and then wallop a defenceless female officer with a sledgehammer.

[ALL RIGHT IDIOTS @ALLRIGHTIDIOTS]

South Korea v Czech Republic changed my life

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

#WorldCup

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇨🇩 The moment this lady pulled out the Democratic Republic of the Congo in her World Cup sweepstake.