Luké Fiasco

Human Marmaduke. My first novel 'Leo: Inventor Extraordinaire' won the 2022 Northern Lights Book Award for Best Middle Grade Fiction

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

Who called it “water polo” when bathketball is still available?

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

40% of LA general fund goes to these 🤡 🤡

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Hollywood, 11:48pm:

LAPD cop smoking unknown substance. They then took me on a low speed chase.

45 mins later I filmed LAPD cops handcuffing and searching four Black guys for *smoking a vape* in a parked car.

[Team Ossoff @TeamOssoff]

Ossoff: Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal.

Six days later, six days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get, “The largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world.” A few more weeks go by, and then the U.S. government, run by their father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project. In Kazakhstan.

All this while you pay more for gas, for groceries, for health care, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

@parti_king Who is the guy in the Jalen Carter jersey?

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

@aravosis Trump told his co-conspirators that he would pardon them. Then he did exactly that with Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, and Roger Stone. Trump’s collusion with Russia started in the 80s. He laundered money for them. Read Craig Unger’s books to understand precisely how. @craigunger

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

New photos reveal that Brock Pierce cut the ribbon for Trump's golden statue of himself at Trump's golf resort.

Brock Pierce was a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein's and emailed him in 2012 that he "had a great time with the girls."

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Gotta say, Happ Mom’s Day to all the thick & natural, erotically consensual, single moms out there. Hit up Karl if you wanna get conversational and carnally satisfied by an all beef bad boy.

Don’t delay. Could be too ineebed to guarantee totes satisfaction by evening, you guys.

[Brandon Lee Gowton @BrandonGowton]

My favorite part of this Sixers season was when the billionaire owner (whose name appears in the Epstein Files) saved himself some money by making the team worse.

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

@EoinHiggins_ The same @mtaibbi who was sexually harassing Russian women in the 90s then became a recent Epstein apologist? That Matt Taibi? No way!

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

@taliaotg @NYCMayor @NYPDPC He sounds Russian.

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

This sugar-titted traitor popping off about Middle Eastern oil after the checks stopped arriving.

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

No more oil from the Middle East, skyrocketing gas prices, highest gas tax in the nation, jet fuel shortage, national security threat from CA’s policies, and marine life destruction from the largest natural seepage in the world. This is equivalent to the guy drowning trying to drown the guy saving him. The epitome of incompetent leadership right here.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Rude for Iran to be firing missiles after 37 truth social posts about how they’ve been defeated. It’s like they didn’t even read them.

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Pam Bondi (April 28, 2025): “There are tens of thousands of videos & it’s all with little kids” That was 10 months ago. No arrests. No prosecutions. No public accounting. With evidence of crimes at this scale, why aren't people already in court?

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

Silly string seems like a lot of fun until you remember it’s made out of clown cum

[Covie @covie_93]

Strange how Kash Patel and Todd Blanche can look at seashells on a beach and decided to dig further but see emails with grown men discussing raping kids and decided that there's nothing there.

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

@BenjaminSolak Beautiful backyard there in Furniture City!

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

@lthomasnews Vai Cavalo! @FabricioWerdum

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

@atrupar @RonFilipkowski Great job, @NorahODonnell
Zero pushback! Zero follow up about the Epstein files! Just allowing yourself to get verbally abused for the whole interview. Stay useless so you can keep cashing those corporate checks.

[Luké Fiasco @LukeXCunningham]

Shower faucets should be standardized like traffic lights.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The problem with trying to convince Trump supporters that he’s fucking stupid is that they’re fucking stupid too