shraavan

chels through and through

[shraavan @MBTCA50]

@ChicagoDmitry Tbf we did finish 10th. What else do you expect a mid table club to do?

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Dreams do come true. 💙

[Nizaar Kinsella @NizaarKinsella]

Trevoh Chalobah is the poster boy for resilience amid Chelsea’s transfer churn, having remained a regular starter under multiple managers and earned a place in England’s World Cup squad, albeit via the back door.

[Geist @TysonCreme]

If you’re good, you go to Madrid. If you’re shit, you go to Arsenal.

But you only leave after winning with us.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

Also didn't sign Cherki, who was entirely in their financial wheelhouse because "attitude concerns"?

Yet somehow Pedro Neto is allowed to throw his hands up at his teammates every time an incoming pass bounces off his timberlands 10 feet away and that's fine

[shraavan @MBTCA50]

@ChicagoDmitry Can't believe there's another one that shares this! Thought I was lonely... 😂

[ExpectedChelsea @ExpectedChelsea]

Saying this with maximum respect, it's genuinely insulting to see Rosenior as the Chelsea manager. I still cannot believe it's real.

The cringe quotes, crap tactics, the general air of being clueless - I get so much second-hand embarrassment.

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

I thought Buonanotte signing was ridiculous, but at the end of the day, he sucked and got fucked off back to wherever he came from with 0 consequences for us, which is a significantly, significantly better outcome than being stuck with £60m Xavi Simons for the next 100 years.

[Big T @e_buk_a]

I dont blame you

You dont know what it feels like to celebrate a champions league so you cant tell the difference

[Dmitry @ChicagoDmitry]

Neto is so fucking useless

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £40m on Timber.

Sign Calafiori for £40m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie.

Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £30m on Raya (in the last year of his contract).

Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Havertz. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Gyokeres.

Did your second-choice striker get injured? No problem, here’s £70m for Eze.

No trophies to show for all this money spent? No worries, let’s just blame Manchester City for spending.

[Rob @journalism_rp]

This is a staggering statistic. A Chelsea list for comparison:
Nathan Aké
Andreas Christensen
Ruben Loftus-Cheek
Tammy Abraham
Callum Hudson-Odoi
Reece James
Fikayo Tomori
Mason Mount
Conor Gallagher
Armando Broja
Trevoh Chalobah
Levi Colwill
Tyrique George

[nick @lovechazelle]

the odyssey is fiction it is a fairytale it is not history it does not fucking matter if tom holland is wearing pants or how their helmets look as long as its awesome and it is

[Grant @grantdesmidt]

Zero opposition-specific adjustments to things like: Miley's height on diagonals, Woltemade dropping off, NUFC right wing to LW back post crosses etc.

Just had to get through first 20 minutes by drawing fouls, slowing down restarts, get it forward early. Spineless & unprepared.

[Kieran Doyle @Statford_Bridge]

Can't believe he's generated so much power with such a cool run up, James is a joke

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

i don’t think conservatives would recognize art if they fell over it. the idea that there would ever be a modern conservative art movement is just laughable

[Spike @spikesguides]

A lot of people really are cattle, holy shit.

[Premier League Panel @PremLeaguePanel]

2 own goals needed vs statistically one of the worst ever Premier League teams… Alarm bells should be ringing at the Emirates.Last season’s issue of LW being very upgradable remains and in truth,Gyökeres has not proven to excel at anything an elite club needs from their striker.