Michael Burge

No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.

[Janelle Waz @JanelleWaz]

Bajoran/Cardassian Maury: So, Dukat, you claimed that that half Bajoran half Cardassian child was a miracle from the Pah-Wraiths. The Lie Detector Test determined that was a lie. #DS9 #StarTrek #allstartrek

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

I really don’t think we need a Lord of the Rings TV show. But if it’s a spinoff about this dude solving crimes in Hobbiton, I am all. The way. In.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Fire in the Death Star exhaust port is out. Very confined (well built giant death laser). Definitely not blown up by Rebels! Firemen (and women) did a great job. THANK YOU!

[Michael Burge @MBurge2]

@N1ckJohnson_ https://t.co/6B28879alg

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

What do you think of this, friends? https://t.co/G7HOaMPnHa

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

Happy Easter, Fools!!
https://t.co/N6R0xWncDw
#easterfools #Easter #AprilFoolsDay #MrT

[Jessica J @osuburge51]

@MBurge2 https://t.co/8mFn8h1J1z

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Happy #July4, America! To celebrate your #IndependenceDay we used our FREEDOM LASER to turn an EVIL TERRORIST PLANET into fireworks for you!

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

R2 is on the island now.

I asked if he was mad I left him behind.

Then I learned something new.

His extender arm has a middle finger.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Daily non-suspicious tweet to remind you for no reason that there was absolutely no grand scheme between Palpatine & the Sith.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Under our #DeathStarCare bill, we will completely eradicate all of Alderaan's #healthcare issues. Because we care.

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

It is so pathetic that the Rebs have still not approved my fully armed and operational battle station. https://t.co/PpyHgOByur

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

Is it legal for a sitting Jedi Master to be "wire tapping" a race for Chancellor prior to election? Turned down by court earlier. A NEW LOW!

[Emperor Trumpatine @Trumpatine]

Great meeting today with CEOs of leading Imperial health insurance companies who provide great care of my health from Rebel attacks.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

The failing @nytimes say Darth Vader "killed all of the Jedi" but don't mention that he was just bringing balance to the Force. Fake news!

[Incubus @IncubusBand]

#NimbleBastard

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Rebels DID NOT DESTROY THE FIRST DEATH STAR. IT'S TOTALLY FINE. More @CNN FAKE NEWS. ANYTHING TWEETED IN ALL CAPS IS TRUE.