Dr Michael Toon

Anaesthetics Doctor, 2004 Olympian, Husband to Antoinette (paeds haematologist), Father of Åke and Luca, lapsed comedian.

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@Peter_Fitz Check the time stamp @Peter_Fitz … waaaay before the Biden debate. Been waiting since April to cash this out and sad I didn’t put more than $20 on Harris…

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@bennyjohnson And also staged, so spot on!

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The New York Yankees can still win the World Series if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@RyanGirdusky If you were planning on voting for Biden I have some news for you …

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@NicholasChrimes @doctimcook @Anaes_Journal We have gone from fact to common sense fairly quickly…. Ever heard of permissive hypotension? keeping the blood in the intravascular space does a manner of wonders, not to mention reducing oxygen consumption… the only fact is I don’t know and neither do you.

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@NicholasChrimes @doctimcook @Anaes_Journal I happen to agree with you, but acknowledge that is is opinion and would measure my commentary commensurately.

And FYI, ‘cardiac induction’ is a meaningless term given the heterogeneity of cardiac lesions.

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@NicholasChrimes @doctimcook @Anaes_Journal Fact based on ? …

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@NicholasChrimes @doctimcook @Anaes_Journal I see. Speculation + opinion = fact.

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@marcorubio Dude, wait until you hear what JD Vance has called him …

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@MilaLovesJoe Well none of those dipshits for starters …

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@JackPosobiec Lots of criminals are in jail Jack

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@conordowdall83 @BillKristol If Harris wins, Biden’s stubbornness may prove to have been crucial in maximising democratic support behind a consensus candidate due to necessity and minimising time for negative opinions forming around that candidate. A fascinating consequence of his ultimate demise.

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@KirstyWebeck It is normal, but just keep approx 20m behind them, wear a hat and sunglasses and carry a large pot plant.

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Decisions like whether to call off a mob attacking the Capitol? Those kind of decisions that lives depend on, or different ones?

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@conordowdall83 @benshapiro Amazing that all of a sudden being anti-Hitler is a radical left ideology

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@shaneyyricch ‘Litre’ you moron

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@therealroseanne If you want to stop laughing, just watch some reruns of your sitcom

[Sara Spector @Miriam2626]

If only Kristi Noem had this much patience with puppies.

[Dr Michael Toon @MHToon]

@AntonBooth_SAS @dani_crimmins @BJAJournals @ANZCA @UQMedicine Great work PA team