Pichael Jordan

I design mansions, then live in them

[Pichael Jordan @MJCorkie]

Ahh yes Philadelphia, the city of
*checks notes*
cheesy beef

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@PoleVaultPete @ResNeXtGuesser beesechurger

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@BallMeBlazer9 I did not agree to this

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@NeonTori

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@SamRussak Cant believe he beat you to Netflix

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@gabbysully @PeterGolish Bond st pic cracks me up every time

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@NeonTori That's a nice glass

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@PoleVaultPete @routezeros Wow...never thought of it like that

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@FlorkOfCows

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@MiquellaBaker Its true, I've taken the express lane before. I will never be a local

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Anyone who takes the express lane on the parkway is automatically a benny

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@FlorkOfCows

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@alexcorea

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@PoleVaultPete You get what you pay for, an insane amount of plumbing

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In my opinion? Too many bathrooms

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@thetamato24 When all of my 112 guests need to pee at once

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@gabbysully Lynels are harder than Gannon 😬

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@alwayssunny 🍆 = eggpla

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@PoleVaultPete "How is this possible????"

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When you take a "small" trip to the grocery store and the cashier rings you up for +$200