Michael

are we special, or just weird?

[pucko @pussy_liquor_]

I have a salt lick installed in my room And I stand on all fours and go to town. Until I hear a twig snap 👀 who’s there

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Cam'ron: I don't know Armie Hamma. I know we armed with hammas. Got goons in the kitchen whippin Arm & Hamma. (Starting to slip) Mami she probably Santa. Oh you a party planner? She party hard, ladi dadi, you a Barney dancer

Max B: And baby you knooow. I love to wear my clothes

[Matt McGhee @mattmcGhee]

nigga didn’t even do we gon be alright he wasn’t feelin positive at all

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

MUSTAAAAAARD

[Aminé @heyamine]

im not ok but im gon b aight

[Michael @MML_21]

Nvm 5 scores this is actually horrific

[Michael @MML_21]

Watching the Vols swag surf in Charlotte while up 4 scores on the Pack. I genuinely hate it here.

[Fredda @PunishedFredda]

Paul for two whole movies: "I am not your messiah."

Paul after one sip of special gatorade:

[prerat @prerat]

heretofore unseen levels of nominative determinism

[Le5-6 @deepyy_]

Mahomes to Satan at halftime

[🦍🦍 @UCntTeachHunger]

Y’all worried bout da chiefs and da bills. But are ya bills paid? Chief?

[i'm on my way @hideous_pizza]

when you fall asleep on the couch you fall asleep in real life

[Michael @MML_21]

@jake_duhsnake ~80k in 2 years for me. Sales job lol

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Just led my horse to water 💯 smooth sailing from here

[Yosarian2 @YosarianTwo]

>woman offers to sell me a time machine
>ask if it creates branching time or a time loop
>she doesn’t understand
>I pull out a diagram showing branching time vs loops
>"it’s a good time machine"
>I buy the time machine
>it’s a time loop
>woman offers to sell me a time machine

[Michael @MML_21]

“That doesn’t matter, I’m mentally ill.”

[Michael @MML_21]

You in her dms, I’m in the back of the function, phone in the air, Shazamming tracks.

She deleted her social media apps months ago.

Neither of us know you exist.

[Michael @MML_21]

@PsuedoWriting Love it