Matthew Stover

I think it's cool to allow for the possibility that what you just asked me might turn out to be a deep question about the nature of reality.

[Matthew Stover @MWStover]

Would made that "every single fucking idiot" except apparently a few of them have managed to marry.

Some of them even marry humans. A select few marry humans who aren't blood kin.

[Matthew Stover @MWStover]

The funniest thing about Alpha Males is every fucking idiot who thinks he is one.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Hunter Biden sold 200 grand worth artwork yearly over 4 years while his Dad was President. Republicans screamed. Donald Trump Jr's small drone parts company got a $620 million dollar "loan" from the Pentagon after the White House intervened and that's only one company of several he is involved with getting tax money.

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

Our chief justice, John “Jim Crow” Roberts

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

In America today, we rank 34th out of 35 countries in childhood poverty and millions of children are food insecure.

Maybe, just maybe, my Republican colleagues would consider holding a single hearing about how we improve the lives of American kids.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Another day another pardoned J6er arrested and sentenced to 19 years for sexually assaulting a 7 year old little girl!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

TODAY IS 500 DAYS AFTER TRUMP SAID HE WOULD LOWER COSTS ON DAY ONE, AND WE ARE PAYING MORE FOR EVERY F*CKING THING

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WAKE UP, AMERICA.

The Supreme Court majority just admitted it’s a PARTISAN operator willing to TORCH the rule of law to advance its ideological agenda.

In an unprecedented move with a brief UNSIGNED order, it: 1) IGNORED the central basis of the lower court’s decision, 2) DISREGARDED its own precedent (that it had assured just weeks ago remained good law), and 3) REWARDED Alabama's defiance of a federal court order.

All to help Republicans squeeze out one more seat in the midterms. And on Election Day for millions of Americans no less!

This is sick.

“Power, not reason, is the new currency of this Court's decisionmaking.” — Thurgood Marshall

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

When is the Melania prequel coming out with the scene where she gets introduced to Trump by Jeffrey Epstein?

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

It will create, in dollar terms, the single most overvalued company in history.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

MADELEINE DEAN: How many people were killed simply trying to access food sites in Gaza?

RUBIO: Well, since Hamas killed them, you should ask what their role was

DEAN: IDF soldiers shot some of them. Propaganda ain't gonna work with me

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

The Fact That Billionaires Still Want More Money Should Be Studied By The Same People That Study Serial Killers!

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

The United States is the only country among all 38 wealthy OECD democracies with no nationwide requirement for any of the following: automatic voter registration, paid time off to vote, election scheduling on a weekend or public holiday, early in-person voting, standardized poll hours, or widely available mail voting.

Not one. Zero out of six. Alone among our peers.

Two-thirds of OECD countries schedule elections on a weekend or public holiday. The US holds elections on a Tuesday - one of only five OECD countries to do so by law. Of the other four, three provide paid leave for voting. We do not.

Eighty-two percent of OECD countries automatically register citizens using existing government records. We do it in roughly half of states, through opt-in systems at the DMV. The other half have done nothing.

The consequences are measurable. Among OECD countries that have adopted at least two pro-voting policies, average turnout in parliamentary elections is 82 percent. Among countries with one or no such policies, it's 68 percent.

The worker at a distribution center in Shelbyville who can't leave her shift on a Tuesday afternoon isn't failing democracy. Democracy is failing her. The system that requires her to choose between her paycheck and her ballot is not a neutral design. It is a choice. Thirty-three other wealthy democracies made a different one.

And now the SAVE America Act, the mail voting executive order, and the threat of armed federal agents at polls are all pushing in the same direction - making it harder, not easier, for the people with the least flexibility to participate in the only act of governance that is specifically theirs.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you think they’re going to accept the results in November if they lose, you’re not fucking paying attention.

[Matthew Stover @MWStover]

Fuck Jake Tapper on any timeline.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Donald Trump had over 3,700 stock transactions since the war in Iran started, and he profited over 220 million dollars. Don't tell me how he "donates his presidential salary" ever again you stupid fucking MAGAs

[Mark Warner @MarkWarner]

It seems there is an entirely different set of rules for Republicans and Democrats.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Private health insurance companies defraud taxpayers out of $80 billion per year, but you never say anything about their CEOs buying new yachts.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

It's almost as if we're seeing a pattern here