MaMaDaDaHaHa

Mama & Dada of 4yr old twins, just trying to survive... with a good dose of sarcasm & laughter.

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Paid a cover charge to get into a bar for a drink, then leave before the band played... to go to bed. #momlife

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@KUTfromtheKloth, do you have a customer service contact? I recently bought a pair of pants, washed them once and the seam is already coming undone. Help!

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@jhawk4life

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@beltway_mom We used to call it a smorgasbord, but the kids call it a snacky dinner... so that what it is now.

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@MissBellaKim

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@BigBadMommyWolf Potato pips!

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@smerobin

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@milliondollrfam

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In the car and the girls are making as much noise as they possibly can.
DaDa: Girls, be quiet or I’m going to crash!
Twin1: Maybe no one should have kids.

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My kids see me as a Magic 8 ball

They shake me violently as they ask questions, and if they don’t like the response, they repeat the whole process in hopes they might get a different answer

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@MomAndOrMeg

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@Pickinguptoys

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@FitbitSupport Sent

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@FitbitSupport The new app doesn’t seem to be functioning correctly. I can’t seem to see or join multiple challenges. Also when I click on the 1 challenge I have, it takes me to different info each time; female health, exercise, sleep, etc. Help!

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@anxiouscougar

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What’s our lucky number? Looked at 6 houses today in our new city to be...
Miraculously the girls have been troopers for 12.5 hrs of driving and the next day full of house hunting. #bribedthemwithpooltimetomorrow

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Drove 12.5 hours so DaDa & I could share a bed with our 4.5 year old twins. I’m not sure there is enough coffee in the world... #elbowkneeflip #nosleepforanyone

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Me: Can you do me a favor & take these clothes upstairs?
Twin2: Ok Mama!

Later that day...
Twin2: Mama, can you do me a flavor?

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@SahmAccidental I think I took up napping as a professional hobby, think positive and just be good to your body! 🤞❤️

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This mornings sunrise... happy Wednesday Tweeters!