Mackenzie Wands

(her/they/them) Yogurt lover. Raisin bran enthusiast. Firm believer that all apples should be candy apples. brb, watering plastic plants in hopes they'll grow🌵

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

@vincentleemah I'm balled up teary to one of your songs again, wishing it didn't hit so deeply, but blessed knowing I'm not alone in the feeling; please keep up what youre doing (& DM me❤️💔😓)

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Fresh snowfall acts as a sound absorber, lowering ambient noise by trapping sound waves within the spaces between individual snowflakes

That's why it sounds so quiet when it snows

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

When @ForecasterEnten leaves out heart risks of daylight savings😅 dats some good data to omit homeslice

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

@HaltonPolice can you please explain to me why the sharp shooter during the remembrance day ceremony @ Burlington city hall took the opportunity to pull out his phone, take a sec/maybe text and then seemingly take a photo? During the wreath ceremony as seen here

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

Implanting chips in people's brains now 🤯, is anyone honestly sure whether he has the desire to go Mars, or the desire to go BACK to Mars #ETphonehome #AlienShiz @elonmusk

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

@merman_mike just saw you on the news...haven't had a chance to check the YouTube....DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO SHOWING YOUR TREASURE TROVE ROOM THING....cause if not PLZ...It looked so gosh darn nifty😲

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

EVERY GOSH DARN TIME I GET A COFFEE FOR A FEW MONTHS...ITS DRIPPING & BURNING MY HAND!!!???!!!if these are your new eco cups.. DO BLOODY BETTER @TimHortons

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

When you have no one to go see @BillyRaffoul play downtown with ☹️

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

honesty is key

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

Tbh I think when I watched Juno it may have been one of those first, I'm not fully straight moments in my life....and now I'm like Woah I wonder what filming Juno was like for him? @TheElliotPage ...it feels like it would've been mentally exhausting 😞😮‍💨

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

IF I EVER HAVE A KID I NEED A PERSON LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE YO

[CNN @CNN]

TikTok dad challenging masculinity stereotypes goes viral for daddy-daughter moments

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What will AI be like in 2040?

[🪩 @yayodiary]

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

Your poetry and melodies are an eternal inspiration. Rest in peace now, Gordon Lightfoot.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

As promised

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

Anyone else see that (new?) #HomeSense commercial w the hand towels? ....it made me kinda uncomfortable ... it's like ageist & yo maybe a smidge racist @ the same time.. it wasn't tasteful @homesense_us @HomeSenseCanada .....?

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

Ever crack your back & disappointed you didn't record it...or just me #satisfying

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

I would love to know during my life span how much time I've spent looking for my misplaced vape pens tbh🌬️

[Mackenzie Wands @MacKenzieYogurt]

@wizkhalifa Pics or it didn't happen 😅 (shirtless pics for total confirmation)