Jordan

I spend too much time on here. RIP Twitter.
Chiefs || Royals || Jayhawks

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@MahomeSZN It's both amazing and amazingly sad that Chiefs football will never be this good again. These are the good ol days. Just have to soak them in

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@JoshChavis65 My disgust was instantly revoked that rule rocks

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The random 18 year old drafted out of high school when he sees the lineup card Sunday

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@portella0 @HaruhiismOtaku Why did AI make some.of the bees buses

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@JoshChavis65 Just went and verified it's on my RetroPie it.will most definitely be getting fired up this weekend

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@scottloringkc @TotalProSports

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@Scopuli @Sunny_DeeLit3 @briankeepsworth Do good parents stick their children's hands in fire to make them understand what hot is or do they tell them that if they stick their hands in fire you'll burn yourself and ask the children to trust them?

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@Scopuli @Sunny_DeeLit3 @briankeepsworth They knew God was good. Maybe they didn't have a concept for the opposite of good but they chose to do what "Good" said not to do. They understood after they ate the fruit that what they had done was evil and felt shame for the first time

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@MCrobison "Proclaim His good news and nothing else" is exactly right man. Praying that God shows you that you are the ones preaching "something else".

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@CubsDJ @PaulFartHiTop @spind0g I long for the day when my family and I can be atomized by the wave of energy proceeding off a Shohei Ohtani pitch traveling at 95% the speed of light

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@RealBirdLawyer 1. Playoff Kaufmann is so peak
2. I forgot how much I despised Jose Bautista lol

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@RiseofFascism @AmericanFoolBTC @JasonBassler1 @HodlTarantula @styropyro_ 1W laser will burn your retinas in a few nanoseconds, way faster than you can blink. Definite, permanent eye damage and vision loss.

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@traderapi @_Elvon_ @mark_bikes @NathanpmYoung Question has always been phrased as a majority must pick blue where I've seen it so on this scenario blue would die as a 50/50 split isn't a majority

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@Arrowhead_Adam If McVay (somehow) or Shanahan get fired I need Clark I'm Andy's office the next day like this

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@selfmaxxer @EntrpicCrdnl Mamdani tried to build a homeless shelter in a neighborhood that voted 81% for him and the neighborhood blocked the project over safety concerns. This is the button question in real life.

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@jamesjjohnson83 @All_Right_Now2 @guideforlovers So many comments in these dead bedroom posts thinking that divorce is just some magic pill when the reality is that his shitty life would likely get even worse.

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@IncredibleChief @hbtCHIEFS Backup QBs are often doing scout team for the 1st string defense so you have to learn the basics of a new offense every week. Probably easier jobs out there

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@platinombrero @KCARROWHEAD29 Schrodinger's hang out spot

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@AllanRicharz @PersonAlex123 @ccmembersonly Bro this is genius and likely a major factor lol

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@GaryGotlib @guideforlovers Be miserable or be miserable are indeed the options