Mackensie Markes

Canes is my spirit animal. Life's too short for decaf coffee. UT ΔΓ⚓️

[Mackensie Markes @Mack_Attack_23]

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[Mackensie Markes @Mack_Attack_23]

@Diablo @Xbox It’s all about the @Diablo artwork for me

[Mackensie Markes @Mack_Attack_23]

It was LEGEN...wait for it...DARY! Very proud of how my cap turned out! See you at graduation @ActuallyNPH #GraduationSuitUp!

[Mackensie Markes @Mack_Attack_23]

@SmoreAlice13 hahaha it was such a matter of pride for me. Must. Be. Last. Girl. Standing.

[Taylor Blythe McGee @TaytayMcGee]

@Mack_Attack_23 is back in the USA! Happy happy happy☺️🎉 #bestfriendssincethirdgrade

[Mackensie Markes @Mack_Attack_23]

"I was a big b*tch on MySpace." -@smackthatcas

[David Carliner @davidcarliner]

"'Where were you when The Dress happened' is going to be the question of our generation"

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Fitness tip: working out with ur significant other is a great way to make sure they don't become the stronger one who will murder you first

[Donnie @donnie_fairburn]

I know that I'd make a terrible heroin junkie because I'm 26 years old and I can barely jam the straw into a Capri Sun without making a mess

[Grover @XGroverX]

Marriage Counselor: How did the fight begin?
Me: Voltron is NOT a transformer!
Wife: What's the difference?!
Me: DID YOU HEAR THAT!?

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

Sleeping Beauty is so unrealistic, no woman wants to be woken up from a nap

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

Did you sleep good?
-Well.
Well what?
-Sleep well. Not good. It's an adverb.
You're an asshole.
-Ooh, looks like somebody didn't sleep well.

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

*T-Rex stubs his toe*
OUCH I'M SO MAD. JUST... MAD. I'M...

"Angry? Agitated? Irritated? Anno-"

SHUT UP THESAURUS NO ONE ASKED YOU.

[brent @murrman5]

[lawyer going over my will] he wants those glasses that makes it look like he's awake
[wife's eyes puffy from crying] that'll be hilarious

[hannah @TribalSpaceCat]

"If anyone has a reason why these two should not be married..."
[from the back]
"SHE BUYS UNFROSTED POPTARTS"
*groom has a heart attack*