Man

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Things that don't mix.

1. Water & oil
2. Water and electricity
3. Me and Nonsense.
4. Me and Competition.
5. Me and Disrespect
6. Me and Ungrateful people.

[DR AFO @Dr_Afo]

To the ladies out there.
Please do not settle.
If your dream is to marry a rich man, an odogwu with big mansion, fleet of cars and someone who is worth millions of naira that can be giving you millions as stipends every month to buy worthless wigs and jewelry.
Please hustle and wait till your dream man comes to you.
Don't go and marry a struggling man and start nagging at his ears everyday because he didn't meet your standards.
Don't let thunder fire you.
Don't ever settle for less.
Remember that women are the prize and age is just a number.

[tobi @tobilisic]

the thing about mirroring people’s behaviour (back to them) is that they still won’t recognize themselves in it. they’ll only focus on what you’re doing to them—even though it’s exactly what they’ve done to you.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

One of the best sketches of all time. Every time it pops up on my feed, I have to share it again 🤣

[Man @ManMoulder]

@khanofkhans11_ I know send her papa I go look nyash if I see am, something I don't do is reach out for it in my head because of childhood trauma. As a kid I observed men look weird lusting and it made it easy for the women to be disrespectful.
Since childhood I vowed never to be thirsty

[Man @ManMoulder]

@_______Collins I no hear anything but the way e use comot the trouser come tear the ynash de finish me 🤣🤣🤣

[Josh @JD_Quotes2017]

Some people don't really care what you are going through. They just hope that you will be ok enough to still come through for them.

[Man @ManMoulder]

"words of wounds" or "words of wisdom"

One appeals to fear, cowardice, unaccountability, greed, anger, ego and lust.

The other is introspective, insightful, averse to bias and vindictiveness.

How honest and humble you are, determines which will appeal to you.

[Makhanya @_Makhanya_]

There was once a man who took a municipal swing from a public park, uprooted it and planted it in his backyard because he liked it so much. Those who used to ride the swing at the park now came and queued at his house to ride the swing for the swing was always for the community

[Man @ManMoulder]

"we all know what we're doing" = we all know, what we desire is not what we deserve

Become worthy of deserving what you desire.

[Man @ManMoulder]

You're either a high value human who's aware of the flaws and antics peculiar to either of the two human genders, resulting in you making better decisions in your choice of relationships,
Or you're masking your perversions and ineptitude with knowledge of inter gender dynamics.

[Man @ManMoulder]

How is it you are a man going to marriage and you are okay talking about women keeping their options open in marriage?

Let me take it that you're an atheist and for the love of science I ask: what sort of retarded darwinism brought about your existence?

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

No matter how much you fast and pray as a Christian in Africa, an atheist in Canada would always have a better quality of life than you.

[Rabiat رابعة @Rabiat01]

I once knew a woman who used to complain that her husband never posted her on social media.

Anniversaries came and went. Birthdays passed quietly. No long captions. No couple pictures. Nothing.

One day, she got upset and said,
“Other men are proud of their wives. You can’t even post me.”
He didn’t argue. He just nodded.

A week later, she fell sîck
unexpectedly. It wasn’t serious, but she had to be admitted for a few days. That man didn’t leave the hospital. He slept on the plastic chair beside her bed. He fed her.

He braided her hair when it got rough. He called her office to explain. He even learned how to warm her food the way she likes it.

One evening, she woke up and saw him gently rubbing her feet because she had complained about body pâin earlier.

She looked at him and said quietly,
“You didn’t go to work?”
He smiled and replied,
“My wife is my work right now.”

No Instagram post.
No Facebook caption.

But in that hospital room, she understood something.

Some people show love online.
Some people show love in real life.

The loudest love isn’t always the deepest. ❤️

[Man @ManMoulder]

The more averse you are to constructive criticism irrespective of the source the more susceptible you are to fraud.

This applies to all forms of human interactions; romance, familial, workplace etc.

[Man @ManMoulder]

The leverage of being able to assess and judge yourself honestly and in humility often dawns on you like a eureka moment when you think of the positive correlation between being able to unmask someone and fitting yourself into the frame of expectations you project on others.

[Man @ManMoulder]

The leverage of being able to assess and judge yourself honestly and in humility often dawns on you like a eureka moment when you think of the positive correlation between being able to unmask someone and fitting yourself into the frame of expectations you project on others.

[Man @ManMoulder]

While inexperience is forgivable, the consequences of being naive are merciless, your being inexperienced doesn't deny you the ability to be retrospective and introspective in your thoughts thereby mitigating the consequences of ignorance unlike someone naive.

[Mr Sergio @samson_samsen]

You only listen to modern women out of courtesy, not with any expectation of reason.

Listening to a woman is just a social obligation not intellectual engagement; you acknowledge their right to speak and not the value of what's said. There's none.

[Man @ManMoulder]

@iamklausenburg @AyemereIrabor @bttobi54 @folano_fox @Horkegraphix @Doniiz_ @DaudaAdams4 @allamahjay @ochudeojide @Jiraiyas_Senpai @Optimismking @ultimatebayooh @thatabujagirl @Damviews @PH_Lastborn1 the boss, thank you very much

[Man @ManMoulder]

It's one thing to pontificate on the ideals of a healthy marriage and project your expectations on a prospective spouse - it is another thing to be the right person for the spouse you idealize - you can end up not being the type for your type