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[Ⓜ️Mandi at Random @Mandiatrandom1]

Are you a wedge shoved under a shitty wobbly desk because I need some stability in my life

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk Announces the Department of Education no longer exists - MSNBC

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

It never ends.

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

@RepCasar You can’t be serious? Abolishing the Department of Education wouldn’t slash the money being used to educate children.

It would just send the money to the states who can provide a much better education with much less spending than the current setup.

[commentary @gettingtrumpnow]

@RepCasar not to 'slash money', nitwit.

To return it to the states so they can provide FAR better education for FAR less money than your woke bureaucracy.

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@DC_Draino New video shows the moments before shots were fired, with witnesses screaming that a man has a gun, followed by rapid gunfire breaking out while Donald Trump speaking during his Rally

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

If @CNN had been around in 1963.

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “THEY MISSED”?

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Donald Trump took a bullet for this country.

If you're voting for anyone else, you can go fuck yourself. That's where I'm at.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

this BBC interview with a guy outside the security perimeter who claims he saw the shooter before he fired is absolutely wild

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

5 days ago Joe Biden said

"We’re done talking about the debate, it’s time to put Trump in a bullseye."

[•Ɛɱɱყ• @brixwe]

All this ignored by the media and Democrats.

[Ⓜ️Mandi at Random @Mandiatrandom1]

*kegstands a water fountain*

[Ⓜ️Mandi at Random @Mandiatrandom1]

I identify as an omelette bc I too want to die during my period

Or something like that

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: RETIRED APOLLO 8 ASTRONAUT WILLIAM ANDERS IDENTIFIED IN FATAL PLANE CRASH

Retired astronaut William Anders, a member of the Apollo 8 crew, piloted the vintage T-34 Mentor plane that crashed near Orcas Island on Friday.

Anders, known for the iconic "Earthrise" photo, was confirmed as the pilot through FAA records.

The crash occurred near his San Juan County residence.

Anders retired from the Air Force Reserves and General Dynamics, moving to Orcas Island in 1993, where he established the Anders Foundation and the Heritage Flight Museum with his family.

Source: FOX 13 Seattle, @BNONews

[Ⓜ️Mandi at Random @Mandiatrandom1]

gets married* I need to change my voicemail

1 yr later* I need to change my voicemail

2 yr later* too stressful, I’m changing my name back

[Mandi @mandiatrandom]

Hey @instagram you shut down my page for NO REASON. That is how I made a living. Bring back accounts that you’ve wrongly taken down!!

[Rachel Alexis @Tiinyray]

#BringTheFunny more like #bringthesound because DAMN you cannot hear ANYTHING. This is such a cringey train wreck 😂

[Ⓜ️Mandi at Random @Mandiatrandom1]

@JimHarris This isn’t real you idiot. If you’re going to shout about a topic research your shit photos first 🙄

[Blissfully Meh @sir_shithead_I]

Do I miss smoking?

If I could roll you up and smoke you I fucking would... so yes, yes I do.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

We tweet about bholes and ass eating on the weekend. Coffee tweets will resume on Monday.