Marcie Bandwidth

Certified genius 180+ IQ god-emperess. Pulitzer winner, Rugged Patriot party member, 1/2 of plop analysis crew (serious: 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸 I’m a progressive🌐). Ok😂

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@petitsaboteur @Annie_Wu_22 Do you want to bet $1000 on this?

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@PeltolastanAlt Worth the risk

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@Kong__47 @pawsloot @mascarasaturn This is bait

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@laurenzfcb @ZacB_MN We’d be in a very, very bad place if winning Texas were somehow to become paramount for winning the 2028 election

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@GabrielFC1718 @abitterth1ng You’re stupid

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@wmjackYT @JakeSucky No…

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@KynnShab @lynchdaughterr Buzzword buzzword buzzword

Do you think you have to be a composer to share your opinion on music? Is that seriously your contention?

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@PYeerk DAE think pedophilia is bad??? Updoots to the left

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@folkfem @sushsiroll How can you possibly get angry at a decision when you literally do not even know what it was in response to

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@Alaa16518258 @PrpgndOTheCreek @richiepartout @iwantthemfree It can be totally innocuous but also it’s a very widely known online nazi thing. 88 = HH = heil hitler. If someone has other suspicious signals and beliefs, and they also end their name with 88, it’s a pretty good bet that the 88 isn’t a coincidence and is, in fact, pro-hitler

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@bankfloodmaebi Jesse. What the fuck are you talking about

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@JosephBagDonuts @nmewrath These things are incredibly unreliable at leading to proper legal repercussions and even if they do, the public perception is very often pre-emptively skewed against the woman and never adjusts

Not necessarily saying this wouldn’t be a more optimal strategy but it’s hard

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@iihearttrose The feds could not possibly give less of a shit about underage drinking

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@evilhotdogs Corporate meat processors sell their products because there is demand for them. They are not killing animals due to the intrinsic joy of killing animals. They are doing it because that’s what the market wants

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@kpdemon6 @jackieslanterns @chlorbee My feed is correcting people who think Dems are not light years superior to Republicans on 95% of issues, or that politics can be navigated while never ever engaging with a compromise or trade-off. These are both obviously true. Name a specific tweet you disagree with?

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@jackieslanterns @kpdemon6 @chlorbee This is so obviously true I don’t even know what you could be mad at. Being angry and annoying is not a sufficient plan to achieve your goals. I’m not even saying I’m someone activists push away. I’m making a very general statement that pushing people away is usually bad.

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@The13thBird @dear_ashen There’s nothing wrong with being a music critic

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@maymerized You need to get therapy and stop dating

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@afroallura 95% of screenshots of lyrics like this do not prove anything. You can have good-looking lyrics that don't make sense or sound good in the context of the song. Or in other cases you can say the same phrase 50 times in a row and that can be good lyricism.

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@prettitwilight No, they're not equating it to rape, they're saying nonvegans aren't applying their principles consistently when they insist "well animals aren't subject to human morality" is a true point. Also cow milk literally is, in fact, produced by raping cows