Mr MargaretScratcher

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@ByDonkeys @AccidentalP @stevecoogan65 @ChrisMorrisBits @Thedaytoday @_TheDayToday_

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

CTTN - Is Nigel Farage cool? WELL IS HE?
CUT TO THE NEWS!
https://t.co/lT5zuL13Nf

#NigelFarage #ReformUK #deformuk #vjing #thedaytoday #chrismorris #stevecoogan

@stevecoogan65 @ChrisMorrisBits

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

CTTN - Is Nigel Farage cool? WELL IS HE?
CUT TO THE NEWS!
https://t.co/lT5zuL13Nf

#NigelFarage #ReformUK #deformuk #vjing #thedaytoday #chrismorris #stevecoogan

@stevecoogan65 @ChrisMorrisBits

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

CTTN - Is Nigel Farage cool? WELL IS HE?
CUT TO THE NEWS!
https://t.co/lT5zuL13Nf

#NigelFarage #ReformUK #deformuk #vjing #thedaytoday #chrismorris #stevecoogan

@stevecoogan65 @ChrisMorrisBits

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@4057771194Colin @MaryLTrump What about now?

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@bythedewpond @RobotLong @Steve_Laws_ @ThatAlexWoman Good one! Talk us through your amazing joke... AND GO!

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@bigmadlad @Steve_Laws_ @ThatAlexWoman What's an "ethnic british" person? Or, to put it another way - how far back is the cutoff for people coming here and settling?

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@Steve_Laws_ @ThatAlexWoman Off you fuck then

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@DJames123 @simonharris_mbd When did you get time to speak to every single attendee?

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@Bbbn192 Could have done with this today - made a crab that walks using drivers, but only sideways, and feet dont account for terrain height...

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@magpie1159 @JohnCleese It's never any of this, the things that would never enter anyone's list of "what do our taxes go towards", that are cut in times of austerity

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@Stedmond2 @marbleicehook @d_mystify @wdunlap @realDonaldTrump @thebradfordfile Plus you're confusing me thinking Trump, is, and always was a massive fucking cunt of a conman, and rooting for Biden.

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@Stedmond2 @marbleicehook @d_mystify @wdunlap @realDonaldTrump @thebradfordfile Got any proof of any of that yet? Anything as substantial as, say... this? https://t.co/I3hqYZz7YL

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@esyomj @halfsack1981 @fesshole They're all on https://t.co/lWvmOOYbmt

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@fesshole This was on gossipmongers

[Mr MargaretScratcher @MargaretScratch]

@geordieguyron @Huw_Corness This argument is basically "xxxx job shouldn't exist"

[Zack Ferguson @zackferguson]

When I speak to severely unwell patients who’ve spent many painful and frightening hours waiting for an ambulance, only to spend many more suffering on a trolley in an A&E corridor, they all say the same thing:

“I just want the government to sort out all those small boats.”