Mark Shaneck

[Async @0xAsync]

No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Insert commas into your password so when your credentials are dumped into a CSV it breaks it

[Matthew Green @matthew_d_green]

My students asked me: how low does the price of Bitcoin have to go before “crypto” means cryptography again?

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

founders: how can we retain talent?
talent: money
founders: that can’t be it, we must be missing something
talent: nope, it’s money
founders: got it. branded caps and team lunches it is.

[chompie @chompie1337]

dentist: so, are you flossing?
me: are you using a unique password for every account?

[NetworkChuck @NetworkChuck]

I'm giving away:

-(5) $100 @Hak5 gift cards
-(5) 1-Year Noob army memberships (NetworkChuck Premium)

ENTER HERE: https://t.co/rjyrsPlCHD

**Announcing the winners on Monday.

[Craig Andera @craigandera]

The nerd jokes don't go much deeper than this, I think...

[John Opdenakker @j_opdenakker]

The plural of regex is regrets.

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

Just another day in Florida

[gabsmashh @gabsmashh]

[physical pentest, 3am]
me: why are any of us here, really?
security guard: i'm asking about you, specifically.

[Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile]

The Astley Paradox

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

Your Amazon account has a default address which gets all the junk mail. You can set this to be different than your prefered shipping address. I tried to set mine to Jeff Bezo's address -- but the site blocked me from doing that. So I set my address to his neighbor.

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

my work laptop isn't turning on. thankfully my decade of tech experience has equipped me for this situation

1) beg it to turn back on
2) leave it alone for a bit to think about what it's done
3) try a different power charger
4) threaten it
5) act like i don't even need it anyway

[Anne Barela @anne_engineer]

Have you gotten a vax? Maybe even a second vax? Did you have side effects? Overheating, segmentation faults, bus errors?

[Jake Williams @MalwareJake]

There's no way an attacker can make it through that one hole in our firewall...

[adamjodonnell @adamjodonnell]

My accountant: Did you have any crypto transactions for 2020?
Me: You mean like a TLS handshake?