As experts claim government's lack of translated coronavirus guidance is confusing for non-English speakers, English speakers say don’t worry, they don’t understand it either.
ToBi's on Tour 🚴 Where could he be? 🤔
The @TourofBritain mascot ToBi has been travelling around the Stage 3 route through #Northumberland. Can you guess where he is in this photo?
Check out the Stage 3 route for clues >> https://t.co/ZExxsAOwTT
#NorthofTyneTOB#OVOToB
My Pig, when I told him Boris Johnson would be #NextPrimeMinister of the United Kingdom after the #ToryLeadershipContest .
Well, I didn't think it was THAT funny.
Matter of fact, I don't think it's funny at all.
A British person, unable to stand upright due to the gust, leaves and twigs smashing into their head, with eyebrows blown clean from their face and sore eyes watering with tears quickly whipped away by the gale, is unable to resist uttering:
“Bit windy”
A British person, staring out of a rain-soaked window, observing the rain and all the rain-soaked things it falls on, is unable to resist making, even to people freshly wet from being in the rain, this shrewd observation:
“Still raining”