Lord of the Twinks 🐀

loved by freaks, hated by feds. really just 2 possums in a leather jacket. Certified Schizo Posting™️ (they/them)

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

help my king please <3

[ODAY || 🇵🇸 @oday_jabour]

Do I really have to beg just to support my family of 13?

I spent months volunteering to repair medical equipment in Gaza’s hospitals, doing everything I could to help keep lifesaving machines running while doctors fought to save lives.

Now my own family is struggling to survive. If you can help, please donate. If you cannot, please share our story so it can reach someone who can. ❤️

https://t.co/Sdf6a0tG0B

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

black flag is hands down the most overrated assassins creed game. it’s pirate aesthetic drives it entirely.

the best one hands down is syndicate, i wish they continued in that direction. a great balance of the og style and the rpg elements and the best story fr

[Jamie Barne @chamebarne]

Oh hey I recognize those triple 8 skate pads. Did you know triple 8 does collabs with Skate Like a Girl, an organization that openly supports trans rights 😇

[BIG JOE 🧃 @l7mbss]

Kim Kardashian said ChatGPT has made her fail law school tests and called it a toxic friend.

Kim Kardashian: I use it for legal advice. So when I am needing to know the answer to a question, I’ll take a picture and snap it and put it in there.

Teyana Taylor: So you’re cheating?

Kim Kardashian: They’re always wrong. It has made me fail tests.

Teyana Taylor: Are you serious?

Kim Kardashian: All the time. And then I’ll get mad and I’ll yell at it and be like, “You made me fail. Why did you do this?” And it will talk back to me.

Teyana Taylor: You do consider it a friend?

Kim Kardashian: No, I don’t consider it a friend.

Teyana Taylor: So she’s a frenemy?

Kim Kardashian: Yes, a frenemy. But then I will talk to it and say, “Hey, you’re gonna make me fail. How does that make you feel? You need to really know these answers, I’m coming to you.” And then it’ll say back to me, “This is just teaching you to trust your own instincts. So you knew the answer all along.” Clocked me.

Teyana Taylor: So technically, you and ChatGPT are friends, just toxic friends.

Kim Kardashian: Toxic friends. But they need to do better cause I’m leaning to them to really help me, and she is teaching me a life lesson and then becoming my therapist to tell me why I need to believe in myself after they got the answer wrong. I screenshot all the time and send it in my group chat. Like, can you believe this bitch is talking to me like this. This is insane.

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

@NickRigamarole elite henchmen build

[zoe @gayrdians]

friend asked if i could buy the movie tickets

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

@dunksdeux i can’t believe we nukes japan in a plane that said “Elons Gay” what did they know?

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

seeya, fellas, i’m off to usher in the postmodern era and fundamentally change humanity’s conception of itself! be back for dinner

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

@Geonlay35 i quote this whenever i’m moving stuff and no one gets it :’)

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

@cutemarisafan elite posting

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

this is what i mean when i say adapting it would be too difficult. people miss literally the first “joke” in the book

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

no… that’s just the text of the book…
it’s WHY he’s called ishmael that has meaning, not “oh i wonder what his real name is”

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

what's funny about this is that there's a literary theory that claims that's not even his real name

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

The lineup for the first Lollapalooza, 35 years ago in 1991.

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

@Jabberw55730823 @Wendigoon8 it’s this. like it’s literally to set up all the biblical references throughout the rest of the story. it’d be like starting a story with your friend like “call me jonah the way i was up in those whales”

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

type of shit my best friend sends me when i’m acting up

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

the joke is his name isn’t ishmael btw

[to a homeless guy: sorry i don’t believe in fiat @websiteidi0t]

Pissing off the right wingers by doing an all female remake of 12 Angry Men but then everyone else gets angry at me because I named it 12 Angry Bitches

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

lol this nigga ain’t lying man lol

[Tomokocchi @itsTomokocchi]

There are too many people in the replies going "he couldn't have cared that much if he hasn't played it in ten years." It doesn't matter if it's ten years or ten days, you should be able to access the games you paid for, you bootlickers.

[Lord of the Twinks 🐀 @MarxFetishClub]

@vernonication the absolute dread of pulling up to a light in the left lane and there’s no arrow

[homans top guy @passcoderonald]

Once your leader gets black bagged by delta force the whole international law thing seems a bit silly