Mary Schmidt

Proud NM native. I refuse to let small, mean-spirited people frighten me. Proud to be anti-fascist. Reading is resistance.

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

My social media history has already doomed me, so I might as well keep going (Point! Laugh! Ridicule!). I'm glad I live in a blue state, but there's still a better than zero chance I'll end up in jail or shot down in the streets. (Wish I was joking.)

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

@JeffBezos Just a thought. But perhaps you could follow her example (and that of your ex-wife) and do some good in the world. You could start small -- treat your employees with respect. And just imagine what - say - $50M could do for a struggling nonprofit.

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

@nee_haynes And I'd bet a significant number of them thought they were voting for her brother "WHAT??? HE'S DEAD???"

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

@IvankaTrump @lexfridman @DollyParton Please just go away. You're not fit to talk about her, you're despicable. I'm not as kind as she was so I can say that.

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

@RGibsongirl GOD DAMN IT. YOU'RE TAKING THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLDS!

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

And can we stop with the "SHE CAN'T WIN!" crap. She just did.

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

The national punditry is so reductive. @AngieNixon isn’t just a plot point in the story you’re desperate to write.

She’s a fearless legislator. A candidate who routinely trounces her opponents. She isn’t afraid to knock doors & talk to people who aren’t cutting 6 figure checks.

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

Ah I see we've officially moved into the "She can't POSSIBLY WIN!" stage for Florida senate. (Tip: Voters don't care what pundits think.)

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

@davis_ingle Bless your heart. I actually feel sorry for you, so pathetic.

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

This. It's also why they'll just stand there and be insulted (or let one of their own be insulted.) Access is critical for book deals.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Don’t let the mainstream media fool you, they already know all the details. They know the inside scoop about all of his scandals and corruption, they know the extent of his declining physical and mental health, they know everything; they are not reporting it because they’re running cover for him, they are complicit, they are corrupt too.

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

@hughhewitt @ossoff But does he grab women by the pussy? Your lord and master bragged about that. (he's also a rapist and routinely insults women.)

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

@peterjhasson FFS. Baby Donny DOES travel with Natalie. And they're practically attached at the hip. Your hero bragged about "grabbing them by the pussy" and routinely insults women. (He's also a rapist.)

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

I think we could all use a bit of fun today, and this is one of my favorites. :)

[🌐 @felxbr]

maybe the most iconic final line in cinema

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

@covie_93 I'm sure that @SenSusanCollins is deeply concerned. And @ThomTillis and @SenBillCassidy will frown. Spineless scum, all of 'em.

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

This. And Iran should just give him some hunk of gold painted junk and offer a cut of the $ they make on tolls. War over!

[Scarlet Koito @Scarletkoito333]

I’m really glad President Obama rid the world of Osama Bin Laden before Donald Trump had the chance to befriend him.

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

Of course. But then @SenBillCassidy is spineless scum. He also voted to confirm RFK Jr. Cassidy and the rest of the complicit, corrupt GOP are the same type of people who just nodded along as Hitler solidified his power.

[Trip Gabriel @tripgabriel]

Sen Bill Cassidy, R-LA, who provided the tie-breaking vote to confirm Blanche, said he believed Blanche would have more leverage to assert independence from Trump if he was confirmed

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

I'm shocked I tell you, shocked! @SenThomTillis Are you at least "deeply concerned?" Also, @SenBillCassidy

[Jared Goerke @JaredGoerke]

Hey @SenThomTillis remember when you said that you were confident the DOJ would remain independent to vote for Blanche? Want to explain why he just appeared with the FBI director at a Trump rally featuring two Republican candidates for Congress?

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

This. and literally ANYBODY can place a bet on Kalshi. Why anyone would pay any attention to them is beyond me.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Dear media,
The only thing less reliable than the polls are the prediction markets. Please stop citing them as predicting anything, which some of you are doing because they have paid partnerships with your networks. Looking at you @ForecasterEnten

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

It's awful, but I can't help but love this for @SecRubio. Craven, complicit coward that he is.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Trump brought his sidekick who sends his
Truth Social posts and delivers him only positive news, and his social media director on the military plane out of Turkey, but left his secretary of state on the decoy. Kinda tells you his priorities.

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

For the winning tweet of the day.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

The Air Force One catering cart story has proved conclusively that for all his hateful transphobia, Trump would have been the first one to dress in women’s clothing for a spot on a Titanic lifeboat.

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

@JordanSchachtel Wow, a really long way around to screeching OMG! HE'S BROWN! Really, stop this sort of nonsense.

[Mary Schmidt @maryschmidt]

I know we' ve got horrendous problems and this is really just a nit. But I so love when Apple decides to update my devices and then, nahhh, we're not gonna sync icloud or show you the photos from the past two weeks. (And no I don't need translucent text, thank you.)