Mason Goodwin

Hakuna Matata

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

@TheEvenUno Bout fuckin time

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

They really gotta make better nice clothes options for big and tall folks. It’s either used car salesman or unemployed walking to the gas station. There isn’t any in between

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

Saw a tweet that said we just assume that the top of every can is clean and we open them and put our mouth on em.. I’ve never been the same

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

Every time a U2 song comes on the radio I change it. They’ve been living rent free on my phone for long enough. You can’t have the radio too

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

Man I feel like I can’t listen to Sicko Mode normally now. It’s a good song but ion play Fortnite

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

Typed in my password, messed up three times and resisted the urge to start completely over. I’m growing, thriving even

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

Yo these Ukrainians really do be the hardest mfers I’ve ever seen in my life. “Put seeds in your pockets so flowers can grow when you die” like????

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

@ItzMasayoshi This man look like happy Dyrus

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

sorry but pad see ew deserves the reputation pad thai has

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

@Garvert_39 Love you sweet pea

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

@HamillHimself @bertkreischer @Legendary My gals sister is Jess! I might have freaked out a tiny but when I heard she would get to meet and work with you! Can’t wait to see the movie.

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

@MegansAnAlien Not for memories but iPhone boxes cause that’s good quality cardboard dammit!

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

@perpetualALTszn Super interested in what happens today. Bought a bunch last week in preparation.

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

Now that’s what I call a sunrise. This was hard. I’m exhausted beyond any point of exhaustion I could’ve conceived of before. Taking sometime for me but will share some more memories with you once I’ve had time to process it all.

[Harry Mack @harrymack]

From Scratch

Big shout out to @marcrebillet for having me on to his stream yesterday. I sat up on the red couch and we did what we do best, make shit up from scratch 🔥

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

@cactusplastics Maybe after 25 years you just been wrong the whole time? Cheese is a national TREASURE

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

@perpetualALTszn Been holding since December. Finally excited to see it do it’s thanggggg

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

@MikeMoer Some ants taste like lemongrass. Wonder of they smell like it too lol

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Has anyone figured out a way to not get in a fight with your parents when they give you career advice

[Mason Goodwin @MasonGoodwin1]

My gal’s sister is just just chillin with @HamillHimself and that means I’m 1 degree of separation from Luke Skywalker. So close and yet so far 😩