Jason Everetts

[Jason Everetts @MasterMaverick]

"All that is, is fate, a continuous, ever expanding cycle of identity and circumstance." -Master Maverick (Jason Everetts) #ChasingUFOs

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@FriscoPD Don't know if you're still looking for people spreading misinformation related to this case, but here's a user on Quora doing it: https://t.co/0rQ2JJPVCK

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@mtgreenee Eclipse: Predictable centuries in advance.

Earthquake: Happens fairly often.

Moronic Twat Goblin: “OMG SIGNS FROM GOD!!”

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Conservative media. Whatever topic they're covering, you'd get more informed by printing out the Wikipedia article about it, putting it into a blender, and drinking it.

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@VaushV @benshapiro Then DeSantis is not your candidate, and @benshapiro is not your commentator.

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@TomiLahren @seanhannity @PeteHegseth Neither target nor trans people are grooming kids, you stupid fucking twat.

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If I had a pet wolf, I’d get it a collar with a GPS tracker and call it a where wolf.

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@RepMTG Well yeah, you're a batshit crazy religious fascist. Of course you could get used to it. The people who voted for you seriously dropped the ball on their responsibility as Americans to ensure that you don't.

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@tedcruz Now compare that to the Republican moral panic over LGBT people or immigration. Democrats want to ban harmful activities. Republicans want to ban people. Fuck Republicans.

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#PokemonScarletViolet #NintendoSwitch

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@Shutterfly It must have been an issue with the site. I apologize, I'd assumed it was just not letting me use my images for some resolution issue or something. After seeing Sean's tweet, there, I logged back in and it looks like they're working. Sorry again, and thanks!

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@Shutterfly Definitely not using Shutterfly for anything. See if you can guess why!

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@s_rodman @Shutterfly Is it? I just assumed it was an image resolution thing. I hate getting those stupid notices, you know? The image is what it is, just print it, if it sucks it's on me. I thought this thing was basically the site refusing to even let me use them, for the same reason.

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@benshapiro Looks like plenty of others are addressing your problematic comparison very well. I'll just pile on and add that as usual, you are a petty little bitch whose antics belong on an elementary school playground. Fucking christ, do conservatives have any dignity or self respect?

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@larryelder @elonmusk Well yeah, Hitler and Mao are both already dead. Which means Elon dug them up and is walking down the street with their corpses. Which wouldn’t even be that out of character for him. “Good news, everyone! I’ve got the new CEO of Twitter narrowed down to two candidates!”

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@ZelenskyyUa @elonmusk None of the above, as both are a narcissistic dipshit sticking his nose into a major conflict he knows nothing about in a desperate bid for attention. Fuck Musk. Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

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Made a pie chart for my guess distribution! #Wordle

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@RepLizCheney I find myself compelled to say, I greatly admire your integrity.

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Trump needed those nuclear weapons documents to protect us, guys. It is hurricane season.

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The only thing that concerns me is, I saw a little sign in a nearby gas station that said, “I like my guns like Biden likes his voters: unregistered and untraceable.” So apparently my land is in the “I ain’t need no high school diploma” region of the state.

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In Maine, going to check out my off grid cabin tomorrow!