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[Allan @Matano_1]

We are at 10milliom views.

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

7 years from the day, 7 million views amassed and it still hits people now as it did when it came out. Whenever I sing it live I don't own it! The crowd takes over and sing it word for word
None of us saw it coming but we made one of the greatest songs of our times
WE DID THAT!

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

2 incomes is better than 1, make sure your girl has two jobs. Stay up kings 🥂

[Wendelyn @Hywendie_]

A man cannot be getting the worst version of you simply because he chose to commit to you.
Everyone must know they're replaceable.

I love my father so much, because this cannot be him.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Your wife rejected your hugs but you're the one that's still apologizing to her.

May I never be an emotionally intelligent partner.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

tupac recorded 501 songs, but only 2 became top ten hits.

van gogh painted 2,100 paintings and only sold 1 while he was alive and it was 6 months before he died.

sabrina carpenter released 67 songs and five albums over the course of 10 years before she had her big hit "espresso."

glen powell spent 19 years trying to become an actor before "top gun: maverick" made him a star. 19 solid years.

and connor story spent 8 years waiting tables and he was ready to quit acting for good. and the day he almost got fired, he got an email and he found out that he got the lead actor role in "heated rivalry," the biggest acquired hbo show in history.

and you are giving up because you tried twice? or maybe 10 times?

look, a winner is just a loser that tried one more time and that's just it

winners lose more than losers even try.

[blessing Ailen @ib_Ailen]

She rejected her husband’s hug and he sent her this.

Emotionally intelligent men >>>>>

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

me bringing on my nonchalant side once the effort becomes one-sided

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Black_Melanin🥰 @itz_taser]

@crazy_kennar 🤣🤣 I no fit believe my eye

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN CITIES😂😂😂

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Repeated generosity becomes an obligation.

Paid landlord rent once, he's been expecting it ever since. The heart of man bruh.

[🕊Bandit @bandit__ke]

First Sunday of August, we give thanks to the almighty lord for this far

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

You lose nothing by walking away from a woman who doesn’t value you.

[Q @Que_Hill]

Can’t lead someone that’s trying to compete with you.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

a guy falls in love with the way a woman treats him. And he stops loving her for the same reason.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Overcommunicating can turn into a form of begging. She heard you. She just doesn't care. So stop.

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

Sucks when u gotta take a step back from somebody u wanted to build something special with

[Mr President @SamNjugunaKE]

Thekete😂😂

[MJ🌪️ @Mike011z]

"do you mind if we cancel?"

INTROVERTS:

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

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