Machtel

[Machtel @Matchello]

Wonder who discovered rotten grapes and decided to drink it...

[Machtel @Matchello]

I really dont want any followers.. This place is like a joke rant diary.

[Machtel @Matchello]

Everytime I come on twitter someone is being annoying&retweeting 80tweets or sending the same tweet for attention..198th=unfollowed

[Machtel @Matchello]

Insanity fitness challenge.. Take1: watch the pre video and go binge. Take2: do half of the warm up video before the fitness test and die.

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

Traffic would be fucking awesome if we all drove hamster balls.

[moody monday @mdob11]

Stages of snacking:
1. Happy
2. Fat
3. Sad
4. Repeat

[protolalia @protolalia]

It's hard making friends with other adults. No one ever wants to play make-believe or magical dress-up with me.

[Machtel @Matchello]

@BadLipReadings_ @CherrylROLK hahaaa!

[Machtel @Matchello]

@BadLipReadings_ @CherrylROLK

[Machtel @Matchello]

Havent been on twitter in so long i don't know where to go to write one...

[Machtel @Matchello]

Epic

[Machtel @Matchello]

What a wonderful Friday! :)

[Machtel @Matchello]

I guess its true that you make the worst tweets when you're the happiest. Or no tweets.

[IG @samalmightysam]

Sometimes when I say "I'm ok", I just want someone to tell me: "I know you're not, here, have a million dollars."