Matt Monkeymaker

Making monkeys out of y'all while looking for the biggest monkey of them all!

[Matt Monkeymaker @MattMonkeymaker]

Anecdotes from slack-jawed yocals is not evidence of #Bigfoot

[Matt Monkeymaker @MattMonkeymaker]

@ReallySasquatch

[Matt Monkeymaker @MattMonkeymaker]

@RickenRich @CliffBarackman @FindingBigfoot @FBIGFOOTFANS @BigfootNewsBlog @bigfootinfo @ReallySasquatch @BigfootnBeyond

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Man, why didn’t FDR think of that instead of saying whatever it was he said about fear.

[Matt Monkeymaker @MattMonkeymaker]

@GOP @realDonaldTrump

[Matt Monkeymaker @MattMonkeymaker]

@GOP @realDonaldTrump

[Matt Monkeymaker @MattMonkeymaker]

@DaveWeasel Where's @officialmutombo when you need him?

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

May 2018

[Matt Monkeymaker @MattMonkeymaker]

@RyanTremblay18 Pareidolia

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Republicans are refusing to pass a bill that has
- free coronavirus testing
- paid emergency medical leave
- extended unemployment insurance
- food assistance
- help for health care workers. Call their offices, tell them to get their shit together and do it. Thanks.

[Matt Monkeymaker @MattMonkeymaker]

#coronavirus will turn #okboomer into "bye bye boomer"

Too soon?

#byebyeboomer

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

One man... immune to information.

PANDUMBIC

[Matt Monkeymaker @MattMonkeymaker]

@DaveWeasel Fake as fuck

[Stuart Rothenberg @StuPolitics]

We need to produce a USA virus that can take on and defeat the foreign virus.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Kids also need to think of others rather than themselves, they shouldn’t lie, they shouldn’t brag, they shouldn’t assume they know everything, they should learn to spell, and they should do their homework. #BeBest

[Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries]

Americans are dying from the #Coronavirus.

The stock market is in free fall.

Tornadoes have ravaged parts of the Southeast.

And Donald Trump is back on vacation in Florida.

Make America Great Again? What. A. Fraud.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

If you re-elect Donald Trump, he's going to cut Medicare and Social Security. I'm going to protect and expand these benefits.

[John Lewis @repjohnlewis]

55 years ago today, we were beaten, tear gassed, and trampled by horses. I thought I saw death. I thought I was going to die. I don't know how I made it back, but I know we cannot rest. We cannot become weary. We must keep pushing and pulling and find a way to get in the way.

[Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright]

Watch a man's soul escape his body.

[Matt Monkeymaker @MattMonkeymaker]

Dear @hulu , why are your commercials like 20 times louder than the shows are? Napping children want to know!