Matt Varney ☠ ☠ ☠

A perl/PHP programmer for an Internet marketing company.

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@loumitch Well they work a lot better than pipe cleaners.

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@ashleymarigold I hope that is actual human hair

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@ashleymarigold @MrsAnnaVarney Now I have a machine gun, Ho Ho Ho!

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@loumitch A few years ago Crest made a mint chocolate flavored toothpaste and it was if you took a chocolate cupcake and smeared it all over your teeth.

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@loumitch That's awesome. I am off the flip phones. I first moved to an Amazon Fire Phone. Oh, you've never heard of one? The product was cancelled almost immediately

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

birds are real

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Vote.

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@SarahMayhem You should only invite one of our cats, the other doesnt like leaving the house

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@ashleymarigold The black one looks like she's about to ruin a dog's day

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@ashleymarigold @loumitch Take it back!

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@ashleymarigold Skin is overrated

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Sorry about the Amazon giveaway spam. I was just trying to win some plastic dinosaurs

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@PokeVisionGo Are you storing historical spawns to analyze spawn rates by location in the future?

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At work trivia @ninjasmarketing #ninjastrivia (reinstalled Twitter for the bonus points for using the hashtag)

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@semrush Any word on when the historical October keyword data will be out? Thanks

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@ContinuumColo @ContinuumAlerts You guys having any issues today? Having connection issues. Probably will be opening ticket shortly

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@mikevarney123 He is just trying to psyche you out! Buy a set of nail trimmers during the next break and groom yourself at the table

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@SEOmoz Having issues connecting to your API, any ideas? A ping to http://t.co/c30hTla doesn't get any responses. Thanks

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I just got a $2 credit for music from @amazonmp3 and @imdb. Get your credit here: http://t.co/ZRUfLlC

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I just got a $2 credit for albums @amazonmp3. Click http://t.co/V0MYcyt to get yours. #hoorayfornewmusic