Matthew Greenhill

Fond of Arsenal and most cheeses

[Matthew Greenhill @MatthewGreenhil]

@LornMacdonald_ @piersmorgan

[Matthew Greenhill @MatthewGreenhil]

@BeardedGenius I say don't you know
You say you don't know
I say, take me out!

[Matthew Greenhill @MatthewGreenhil]

@ThierryHenry @CadburyUK Terry’s Chocolate Oranges are available at Rawlinsons. That’s all.

[Matthew Greenhill @MatthewGreenhil]

@AFCAMDEN Any chance of Buvac coming in alongside Arteta/Vieira?

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

We're disabled, Daniel, we're not werewolves. https://t.co/aHLRRf5w7X

[Syelaw @syelaw]

Ernest Shackleton, who in 1915 after his ship was entrapped in Antarctic sea ice sailed a small open rowing boat 720 miles across the Southern Ocean to South Georgia, climbed a mountain range to a whaling station, then sailed back to Antarctica to rescue all of his trapped crew https://t.co/JxCXtxpdUE

[Matthew Greenhill @MatthewGreenhil]

@EddieHearn do you know who has the tv rights to #joshuaparker in Vietnam? In Hanoi and really want to watch the fight!

[Rob Draper @draper_rob]

Can we stop this now?
Fine player, great memories but Zlatan’s incessant self-deification is waring and a cliché
Re: Man Utd. Played 53 games and won the League Cup https://t.co/qpVwwOQjlt

[John Rauser @jrauser]

My son's a little worried that Santa may skip our house because he was sometimes bad this year. I explained that Santa uses an exponentially weighted moving average to compute your goodness score, so more recent datapoints dominate and he's probably fine.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

In the pantheon of visual metaphors for America today, this is the money shot.

[t h u m b s @Thumbsuk]

MPs attending the Big Ben vigil. Here are the directions to the nearest food bank for some fucking perspective. @TwopTwips

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

The shameful legacy of Bullseye continues to blight our streets.

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Wow, this from @Cassetteboy is completely brilliant x https://t.co/34GPS5N7Nc

[Danny Cohen @DannyCohen]

I've not heard one discussion of climate change in this election campaign. I wonder how future generations will feel about that.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

I'm American, so: Who is this Michael Fallon; what's he doing now, post-politics; and has he reinstalled his ass after it was handed to him? https://t.co/KT1BmCTGHX

[keith @keith1878]

Liverpool are only 2 games away from going a full season unbeaten in Lawro's predictions. Be a great achievement if they can manage it 🤞🏼

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Over a million young people are not on UK electoral rolls. Register before 22 May if you want a say in your future! https://t.co/wDMURhG4FN

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS