Matthew Roth

Ma vie n’est qu’un instant, une heure passagère… (sainte Thérèse de Lisieux)

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@AmiEverAfter I’m a foreign asset

To you I’m a Yankee

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@GovernorAnne you’re an ass (âne is French for donkey)

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

My friends have known each other for a decade but got together last fall

In the midwinter the bros got me to ask her about a ring

I told a story about my family and how the various parents got engaged or met

And boom, ring talk

he picked perfectly, like from a Pinterest board

[Caroline @carolinecwilder]

If you haven’t had a conversation about what the ring looks like at this point, he’s not serious no matter what he says.

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@Coldeskfan420 @GovernorAnne People will go around me and I’ve learned to block the shoulder

Maybe I should take a page from Anne’s book and let them die

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@DavidPaternostr Oh so now I know who’s driving like a maniac lol

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@ClemBarre La difficulté

C’est une provocation même ! :)

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@AmiEverAfter eh

Full support

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@LadyNimby @BRIDGETFONDLE_ The secret is to never go viral

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@constans @19th_c_Houston Although the U.S. and Belgium are on par

Belgian bread is usually ass

Not always. And their burger buns aren’t in decent restaurants but they don’t have the French gift even in Wallonia

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@cljack @neerajadeshp we do ❤️🫡

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@emzanotti @getty_a96716 We need a democratic ally in the region?

Assuming facts not in evidence counselor

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@berrysweetmum 1) you definitely would fit in in my parish (complimentary: so many of my friends have similar dresses)
2) he’s so cute even without his face wow

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@cljack @neerajadeshp « Charlotte bully men » sounds really weird in isolation ngl

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

chronically not responding to texts, especially when it’s someone helping you, is an extremely unattractive trait

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

Sucker doesn’t even get a tie and a bid for a watch

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Wow. After speaking to several in the fighter jet community, it appears that this story is entirely legit. The F-15E pilot downed by a Chinese-made surface-to-air missile over Iran, who will remain for now unidentified, was indeed one of the F-15 pilots with the U.S. Air Force that was accidentally downed roughly a month earlier in a friendly fire incident over Kuwait. That has to be some kind of first, though either way, that pilot owes a lot to the ACES II Ejector Seat from Raytheon.

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@LadyNimby You should send just the screenshot every time

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@cljack @headwaysmatter @ParkDerekS Someone will read this and go YES

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@DietCoke_Esq And a Bs fan so you are dangerous (and cool)

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@smarkreilly You could easily get a small PAB if not a six floor one if single stair were legal

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

@AbpPanini @SobriiEstote I had to sit on the couch

My belly laugh got to me

I was crying

[Matthew Roth @MatthewJRoth]

I laughed so hard

Did you hear about Canon Commins

No what did he do this time

🫡🫡🫡

[St. Joseph Shrine @StJosephShrineD]

Reverend Canon Jean-Baptiste Commins was in his church parking lot Monday evening when he heard tires squeal and a loud crash.
Watch the story: https://t.co/eV5Nt4YBEv