Matthew

27. 6’1 250 brown-haired blue-eyed certified chud from the great state of Alabama

[Deegz @deegztweetz]

This happens today and you get people thinking he’s Professor X

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

very real video of vladimir putin singing fats domino’s “blueberry hill” in english at a fundraiser for charity in st. petersburg (2010) with in the audience, some american celebrities like sharon stone cheering him on

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

What if instead of the knockout round being seeded by groups, they take the teams that qualify for the knockout round and have a committee seed them from 1-32? 🤔

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Vocal stim of the week:

[Jobless Vince @JoblessVince]

euro soccer fans don't understand Americans at all. The more annoyed they get, the more we're going to troll about being the best.

then when we lose none of us will care (because the US always loses in the world cup) and we'll move on to NFL season

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[A1FantasySports @a1fantasy23]

Cancel USA vs Turkey.
Cancel Germany vs Ecuador.

Lock Turkey and Ecuador into a stadium and don't let either team out until one of them scores a goal.

[Matthew @MatthewwehttaM0]

@LampInAField @smashbaals The wedgie just got 1 inch deeper.

[WompTomp @Womp_Tomp]

women lean socialist because it is how you would run a kindergarten

[Matthew @MatthewwehttaM0]

@LampInAField @smashbaals Look man, I get you were probably a dweeb that didn’t play sports and everything, but you don’t kneel down with your arms around each other for a speech. And if you did, the guy who gave a speech would at the very least be standing. We’re going to administer an atomic wedgie now.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘THE ROOM RETURNS’, starring Bob Odenkirk as Johnny.

The film is a remake of ‘The Room’ shot in under 12 hours with no rehearsal. All proceeds from the film will go to charity.

[Foster @foster_type]

I'm completely militant on this. English speakers get to decide how words are spelled in English.

[Matthew @MatthewwehttaM0]

@Janissary1299 @BadgerOP23 @alt911theories Wait til you hear what Turkey directly translates to. Sit down and I’ll tell you.

[NotOk @NotOkN1]

Serious crimes in the UK:
Picking up trash
Posting spicy tweets
Spitting out a leaf that flew into your mouth

Things that aren't:
Gang rape
Feeding children to crocodiles
Stabbing people

[Scipio @SteveScipio]

Far-Right: Jokes about rape, but wants to execute rapists

Far-Left: thinks joking about rape is EVIL and wants to enrol 20 year old, 78 IQ migrant rapists into your local high school

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

INSANE: 🇬🇧 A U.K. lawyer who cleaned up 200 bags of waste from a polluted river now faces up to 2 years in prison for doing it without a permit. 🤯

Paul Powlesland says wildlife fish and dragonflies have returned to the river since the clean-up began.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

They don't want people to figure out that if they just get off their arse they can fix their own community in 2 weeks. They want you to keep paying them taxes so they can fix your community for you. In 3 years. Maybe. Probably not.

[Dissident West @dissidentwest]

If it wasn’t for the Hart Celler Act this is what immigration would have done to this country.

Instead we got mass fraud, a low trust society and Bluetooth speakers loudly playing in public spaces.

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

USA is getting steroid and paid refs allegations in SOCCER.