Maury Springer

Navy dad, degenerate bourbon and cigar aficionado.

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@PowerOwn45 And is crazy as a shithouse rat.

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@VoteMarsha Marsha, with all due disrespect...you are the human equivalent of that feeling you get when you sit on a public bathroom toilet seat and it's already warm.

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@PowerOwn45 All he needs is an 8 ball and 2 million dollars...

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@feeonxx Verizon Internet is month to month to month with no contract, I'm smelling some bullshit here from the OP.

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@mchooyah Great, Bob here is looking for another concubine again.

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@brianglenntv Derp.

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@FBIDirectorKash

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@blakecowellx

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@KylieJaneKremer I wish someone could geoengineer you a functioning brain.

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@ProFootballTalk GMF has been unwatchable for quite a while now.

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@RepJackKimble @jsquidstew @charmblosom Just a short distance from San Tainto if I recall.

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@Bobbyohsogood @TheHen13 @PaulGoldEagle Can we meet up in San Recto?

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@wolmanj

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@ClueHeywood Not Orange Beach?

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@PowerOwn45

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@barstoolsports @EddieBarstool @thestretchpod @BarstoolChief @barstoolchicago @barstoolWSD @VivaLaStool @BarstoolBigCat Like he gives a shit. In 100 years he will be dead and the team will have been long sold providing multi generational wealth to his family. I'd do the same damn thing and I'm a Bears fan.

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@RobSchneider Roughly the same time you are Oscar nominated.

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@greta Do the Giants and Jets next Greta.

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@BassetBreaks @Thomas_hook Or if the Giants and Jets moved to New Jersey...oh wait

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@barstoolWSD You can't actually be this stupid right?