Max

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

I think of all the UK terms that I’ve learned over the last few years my absolute favorite is “Squeaky Bum Time”

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

These bloody deprived areas, coming over here, being economically disadvantaged, taking our funding…

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

we're so small im gonna throw up

[NASA @NASA]

It's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date: Webb's First Deep Field.

Previewed by @POTUS on July 11, it shows galaxies once invisible to us. The full set of @NASAWebb's first full-color images & data will be revealed July 12: https://t.co/63zxpNDi4I

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Rob Swanda @ScientistSwanda]

Here I describe a brief overview of how the Pfizer/BioNTech or Moderna mRNA vaccines work. Taking a vaccine is one’s personal choice, and I hope this video can help someone make that decision rooted in science.

[Max @MaxMilic]

@czechgnome @jxeker What a time of year

[μέλισσα(Melissa) @1melisza]

This remains in my head rent free

[Rink @stinkyrink]

It's gotta feel insanely good to be a cow and let out a huge moo

[Archie Henderson @archiehench]

[inside washing machine]

duvet cover: climb in my brothers

every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock

[Scott Gibson @BigScottGibson]

Times up Cunt

[Romain Revert @romainrevert]

Due to less air pollution the sky is so clear ! I can see the Universal logo !

[Danielle Baskin @djbaskin]

Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂

https://t.co/tgsQfH1ZIZ

[Niall Gray @NiallGray]

When you’ve watched way too much daytime tv

[🧚🏽 @itsmakiya_]

Day 6 of Quarantine: C-Section went smooth. The Cuties are in great shape and mother is recovering

[Claire @AzureDoo]

Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home:
"Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added < 3 as a cute little heart.

He cooked 2 sausages.

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

It’s been brought to my attention not every single human being has had the privilege of watching this phenomenal German commercial. It deserves a goddamn Oscar imho