Mei Kirkpatrick

5'2 of angry marketing girl vibes.

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@hellomisspotter Become friends with your local digital marketing manager in the same city and talk on slack every day? 😂 Worked once!

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If you can't afford to get a person to do these individual roles but can afford to pay for six60 to promote your brand you need to reassess your priorities.

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Actually just saw a job posting by chance for a new start up looking for a digital marketing person.

They are not looking for a digital marketing person. Their looking to fill 4 different roles with one person and it's wrong.

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They want a gen z who doesn't understand what the role needs and to make them cry every other day. Please stop posting jobs like this.

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I love how quite often I'll ask a Google rep for advice on an e-commerce client and their solution is almost always.

'have you tried increasing budget' 🙃

That's not a solution.

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@hellomisspotter @ninzori HAHAHA omg yes. Ahhhh well clearly crisis food.

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I just learnt that on the day I found out I was pregnant and panicked called @hellomisspotter and @ninzori for support. Nina went straight to mcdees and said to the girl.

"What do people eat during a personal crisis?" And man the girl at the till delivered.

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@bcnzer That's incredible!

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I don't know who needs to hear this but....

Stop looking at your marketing results week on week or by individual channel.

😴

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@sarahhollowell Not gay but she is also my favorite. So much so I named my daughter the Roman version of her name (Diana).

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@lukeappleby Can't wait for Sat! ♥️♥️♥️

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@bcnzer Ugh this is ridiculous. David and I have opted out of buying for these exact reasons. We make decent money and have the assets to buy but do we want to be locked into a huge mortgage? In a pandemic?!

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@bcnzer It you.

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@saggis The most irritating questions I got were "how is she sleeping" when she was literally like 2 weeks old

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@bcnzer Chiiiiiiiicken

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Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP https://t.co/KvNJXOCgbc

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Please for the love of god - talk to your digital performance team around realistic kpis for clients. We're marketers. Not magicians.

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@bcnzer @BNZ Aw ben that's so deserved!