Mel James

Long time bartender and STL musician - lover of stand up comedy - honest - vulgar - patient - always laughing

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@tonycolombo971 Lunchables for sure, any soda other than Diet Pepsi (their favorite) and legit Cocoa Pebbles. Let’s be honest...the off brand just isn’t the same.

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@rachelz971 Tim Convy and my husband do standup comedy together. Tim has heard my snort laugh MANY times, and I’m not ashamed. People need to chill out - snort laughs = happy!

[St. Charles County Scanner Traffic @SCCMST]

Good evening all. If you don't know, you can listen to my online scanners easily by PC, or through your Android or iWhatever phone.
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Todays advertiser is Revolution Mattress https://t.co/JJuZH73Cy8

[Jason 🧢 @JayBirdSTL]

You're invited to Steins for Support!

When: Tuesday, February 20th from 5pm-8pm

Where: @urbanchestnut

Address: 3229 Washington Ave - #STL 63103

RSVP: https://t.co/gMWHuwIIiT

Portions of beverage sales will be donated to @december5thfund...snacks & appetizers will be served!

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@andypuddicombe I was so happy to see you on @jimmyfallon last night. It's changed my life. ❤️, every night Headspace user since 12/26/16.

[Mel James @MelJames81]

Me, midway through your July 3 #mmp - "He's fucking talking about Andy. He has to be. I KNOW it." Ha! @billburr #headspace

[Mel James @MelJames81]

This sums up every single day after a brutal shift at work for me. All too true. Calls before noon are straight up denied! https://t.co/6fjCaut4z9

[Brian Scolaro @BRIAN_SCOLARO]

Once I go to sleep, everyone calls. Once I'm awake, nobody calls.

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@StoutRyan - Please text us if you'd like to have dinner or something while you're here; we'll set something up. Can't wait to see you!

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@NikkiGlaser I'm asking for Dan.

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@NikkiGlaser @aprilmacie - I love our ladies here in STL. April, can't wait to see you again soon! Nikki - when will you be at The Bone?

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@StoutRyan @midnight I was just yelling at Chris, or my tv to be proper, to NOT red light you. I was so mad. #michaelboltonwithagypsycurse

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@bourbonblog #debatedrinks It's just wine. I really wish it were bourbon after what I've seen so far 😬

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@StoutRyan Scott and I are laughing our asses off. That is freaking awesome.

[Mel James @MelJames81]

I don't use this whole Twitter thing much, but when I do, it's for a good reason. @joemachi is the shit, y'all.

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@billburr This Friday night here in STL will be my Christmas morning. So stoked to finally see you, you have no idea!

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@StoutRyan "Can anyone break a $20? Oh...wait. Sorry. Too soon?"

[Danny Meyer @dhmeyer]

Friends, it's official: @shakeshack is heading to #StLouis! Stay tuned for details. Time to bring it home!

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@StoutRyan I just now finally got to see @midnight - hell yeah, buddy!! Your 1st joke and the doll mag stuff made me cry laugh. Love!!

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@StoutRyan @midnight @ComedyCentral I can't wait - this is one of my most favorite shows!

[Mel James @MelJames81]

@MrRussellDavis I've been a mess since I first heard the news. He was truly one of my heroes.