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@TheOmniLiberal Blaming your enemy for not helping your other enemy has become one of the stupidest grifter-isms that’s used now

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@adammocklerr Rare instance of my Rep on my tl

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@CTDemocrat8 John Roberts is kinda pulling it off tho 🤔

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@DriverHawk @VApoliticalmeme I’m pretty sure those are a protected species

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@Z1oiKoshka @Salayley He was only one second old

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@offbeatorbit He celebrates Pride after he got backshots 7 times in a New York cab by the mafia

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@MOTHblank @gotopaby @faiiryycals ALL gymnastics started out nude dumbass

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@lilbabygandhi @Nature_Boy03 3 fucking years of a genocide and Dems didn’t do shit
They literally lost the fuckin presidency because they couldn’t bring themselves to reject Israel
Iran deserves so much more than the $300 billion

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Average Israeli art:

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@_MG_ Chuds are doin a mamba line with Mr. Magoo at the front

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Anyone remember that video of a right wing account talking about how they teach their kids to bite the heads off of birds?

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@gregsilverman I feel like a lot of modern adaptations of older IP’s are trying to align with “toyetic” but without the toys to sell

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@MuseZack *Die Hard remake

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@MuseZack Wait 5 years and you have a great Die Hard on your hands

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@peppercoyote Honestly, out of most R rated horror movies this is one I’d feel the most comfortable letting a 9 year old watch

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Fun fact: It’s semen when it’s still in the balls
It’s only sperm when it comes out

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@regularaugust Isn't that just Jeremy Jahns?

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@ubuto23 Heyyy
You should shoot yourself

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@georgiem2000 Looked at this treat and started vomiting

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@Merrydawg Aww blue check feel edgy?