Michael Richards

Official X Account for Comedian Michael Richards

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@Geoffiam @Howlingmutant0 @Ally_Sammarco For your average retard born into poverty in the US, taxpayers give them over 2x that over the course of their lifetime.
A million dollars would be a massive pay cut for these retards.

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@Howlingmutant0 @FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed The only seizure he’ll be having in prison is the seizure of his ASSHOLE

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@latenite_zing85 @tariqnasheed Tariq is a pussy and knows he’d get his (unwashed) ass sued.

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@HunterBiden Save the AI faggotposting for your blog

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@DotsAndLoopsMcr @arielxpink Oh nice you’re british.
I hope you get arrested for engaging with “racists” online

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@gracklebirder1 @NigBaby69 @pictureplane I’m sure this dude was an insufferable fagg0t headbanging in his shitty warehouse to horseshit like Wolf Eyes, Hair Police, and usaisamonster

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@captive_dreamer @BlackPopeVice @RichardHanania

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@Gavin_McInnes Punk was fucking trash, except for Jonathan Richman (who realized it sucked and quit playing it before it became a thing)
It was just a distilled version of the shittiest parts of the Stones.
Real musicianship and synthesizers are good.
Junkies and trash nihilism are bad.

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@Dervisimulator @NickHintonn

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@Dervisimulator @NickHintonn Imagine seeing Phurpa open for Sunn O)))

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@millerman I was watching a documentary about Moog synthesizers recently and people were pissed because they believed that it would put string and horn players out of business.
There’s always irrational freakouts about new tech

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@iron_will_pt Anti-Cimex Executive Travel Club.
Better than AmEx

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@KILLTOPARTY If someone smells bad I’d tell them to get rid of their polyester clothing first.
It’s lipophilic and hydrophobic so you really can’t wash the oils out.
I believe this is why everyone walks around smelling like really strong laundry detergent. Their clothes stink

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@J41869537 @The4thWayYT Also the axis isn’t properly labeled either. Could have been a decent meme but I have no idea what it’s trying to express

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@jonatanpallesen No just give it another shot

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@michaelazerrad I’m slightly to the right of Hitler and I love Sonic Youth

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@RogueScholarPr One time I (drunkenly and obnoxiously) approached him, interrupting a conversation he was having. He (justifiably) told me to fuck off, and since that day I have (unreasonably) disliked him

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@blockhead4000 @myth_pilot I remember people mocking Trump for “hiding” during what looked like a legit insurrection. They set the historic church on fire across the street. Later Trump was criticized when he forcefully removed protesters to march down the street and carry a Bible to the church. WILD times

[Michael Richards @MichaeIRchards]

@Peter1987Fallow @walterkirn That crossed my mind. I mostly picked it because @walterkirn is from Akron!