Dark Ranger Dante

Cosplay & nonsense

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

"Be careful when you speak of Sylvanas... You never know when her guard dog is near..." - Hushed Whispers

📸 By the brilliant @ FlauntyMars on IG

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

@PlayOverwatch Inaccuracies, bad posing, boiling alive in the sun but those were the days

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

POV: you're some enemy trying to deliver a dramatic speech that ive had to listen to 40 times already

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

I shouldn't gas up non stop remakes and redo's and remasters but..... YaY Code Veronica 🎉

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘RESIDENT EVIL - VERONICA’ has been announced.

Releasing in 2027.

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

@Darkladycosplay Grats!!! The quest nearly drove me crazy and bled my bank but it's sooo cool!

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

I always get a chuckle at the cops in serial killer documentaries when they are like "this guy? This suburban soccer dad eluded us for 20 years???"

And I'm like "ya? That's how useless you are, you shouldn't be making jokes cause it shows how inept you've been"

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

Here I'll save all of you, when they say "we've met" you just reply with a look of confusion "omg when??"

And they tell you and you just look relieved and say "oh man I was so drunk, I carry it well I know but trust me. I was totally gone" done deal

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

If I say, "nice to meet you," and you say "we've met," that is a violent act against me!! Feat. Hannah Einbinder

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

This but you're also playing a horror game 🤌🏻🎮

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

RFK Jr really likes dicks

[FactPost @factpostnews]

RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism

Trump: I've studied this a long time

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

@Warcraft <3 tanx guys :3

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

Eyyy yo!?!?!?

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

Whom among us hasn’t hit this pose? 💪

Light up the comments for #MogMonday!

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

Maybe a nicer view but as far as the room goes? I could live there forever

[ຸLaura Bennett @NefflynB]

HOMBRES, sean honestos, ¿realmente piensan que está bien vivir de esta manera ??

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

Like... Ya we get it they are egotistical out of control jerks with super powers and they are gonna be dicks the whole but there's not gonna be any comeuppance in the show because all their endings happened in The Boys so like... Marvel extended universe cash grab nonsense...

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

One nation, under gods. It’s your first look at Vought Rising in HD instead of someone’s camera phone. Coming to Prime 2027.

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

@DailyLoud If this is Eric Andre or Drusky I'm a crash out

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

@Darkladycosplay @theknittedwow Gilvanas and Brinecaller

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

Jeff Bezos saying this knowing he can to look good cause there's no way the system is gonna change

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Jeff Bezos on CNBC: "If people want me to pay more billions, then let's have that debate, but don't pretend that that's gonna solve the problem. You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens.... Airbnb isn't causing high rents. What's really causing high rent is government intervention."

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

@Warcraft *choir music intensifies*

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

I don't attack people in chat with curse words but I've definitely said a few to make punchlines funnier and had no idea my accounts that have been active since 2006 could be shut down cause I said "Fuck" grow the hell up content cop.

[Blizzard CS - The Americas @BlizzardCS]

@ayyyyluhmao I just looked at the logs, Cody. You seem to have a fondness for dropping F bombs. Even one, if reported, is enough. ^PJ

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

@Wowhead Did tanks find a way to have fun? God forbid right...

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

@Sugary_Carousel Because when you apply sympathy and empathy to the wrong person they see it as weakness and hit you 10x harder than normal and everyone's maxed out and fed up with I'm gonna say just about everything

[Dark Ranger Dante @MikeDanteCos]

Bro is mean mugging me