Chase

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may it all be better

[wint @dril]

lets set some realistic goals here : jokes banned by 2016. sex banned by 2020. a cop in every household by 2025

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

the leaning tower of penis just kidding

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

saw the phrase "burnt toast" and rearranged it to "turnt boast" and spent the rest of the day thinking about that and not much else. Because of my lack of merit and the problems with my heart/spirit

[Aleriia_V (Lera) @Aleriia_V]

Motoko Kusanagi
Ghost In the Shell

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

American actress Jennifer Lawrence:

"What is happening in Gaza is clearly genocide, and I will never accept it. I'm afraid for the future of my children and all our children. It's shameful."

[Horse Slug🐌 @horseslug]

showing my barber pictures of his own sleeping body

[Anna @AnnasXechoes]

Gn❤️

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

blue eyes white uncle

[clai @clai143]

imagine your entire life revolved around going to college to the point where you burnout and develop a crippling fear of failure/learned helplessness, you make it to college and graduate, and you can't find a job and it's your fault because you didn't do enough internships

[Words Of Paradise @BoltTheWord]

"tHe DeVs ArE dEvAsTaTeD"

Lol fuuuuuuck off. As a gamer I'm devastated. Devastated that we consumers are forced into an all digital future. Devastated that there is IN GAME CONTENT paywalled behind a $100 deluxe edition. Devastated that these devs are so incompetent that games like this suffer multiple delays. But mostly? I'm devastated that gamers are such fucking pussies, cowards, and corporate bootlickers they eat this shit up, cry over companies that don't give a fuck about them, just see them as piggy banks and dollar signs, and that they've all been gas lit into thinking this is the direction the hobby should be going.

Fuck you Rockstar, and fuck you gamers for allowing it to get this far.

[SamaLama @Samalamaa_]

Why do they look at me like that?

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Oh, I get it. So I'm the bad guy just because I'm the one hurting people with my unkind words and irresponsible behavior? I see how it is.

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

i’m calling off my search for likeminded individuals there’s nobody out there

[mari @tayaswizzles13]

get a second, third, fourth job. just kidding no jobs will hire. save money. just kidding everything is so expensive you’ll have nothing to spare. don’t go out. don’t have experiences. don’t live. you can’t afford it. life is awesome! don’t complain!

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

applying for disability due to My Curse

[emmy @skrunkitup]

there's no sense crying over exploded penis bro