Christina Holmes 🌐

Professional pain in the ass

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

@PaulineHansonOz I'm really enjoying my child slavery free chocolate! Unlike the ones you're pushing to support!

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

@KFCAustralia Your Zinger Stacker is actually really good, but all the customers are really awkward hearing the yelling manager though.

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

@KFCAustralia Also, why did one of yo employees drop tongs on the floor then go to use them immediately without washing them?

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

@KFCAustralia I thought your burger was spicy, but damn I can hear your Woy Woy manager abusing staff from here. #WhySoAngryThough?

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

@Ibrahim_M_ They were actually so friendly and always made us food when we visited. It was so damn good too!

[Laszlo Bock @LaszloBock]

That time I fled Communist Romania to a refugee camp in Austria, came to America, & years later became an exec @Google creating 10ks of jobs https://t.co/iaerM5gLHc

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

You're never truly alone with a pet

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i chose the 'word of the day' screensaver thinking it would be calming and educational

great start

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

@nswpolice Yo, the back right break light is out on BW13 in Woy Woy. 👌🏻

CBF to call whoever, so you get a tweet.

Merry Christmas fam. 🎅🏻

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

Australians rip on you too to be honest https://t.co/Ovu4DcrQu6

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Can't blame Americans for ripping on us for bagged milk. It's quite ridiculous.

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

SO Trump is actually set to win and it's storming here in Australia. How appropriate. #USElection2016

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

@bintmashy They normally just put me to sleep to be honest.

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

@NicoleArbour I refer to my friends post on the matter.

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

Literally me. https://t.co/ATC5rpYqyB

[kai jiang @quartzfeathers]

Me teeth are giving me a headache... #bracesstruggles

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

Getting your braces tightened and running out of painkillers is a special kind of Hell.. #bracesstruggles

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

Woke up with my cat curled up on my face.. Which would be great if she wasn't so fat.

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

Inspiring https://t.co/embYxtQsl2

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver, but suffocation is forever.

🌠The more you know...🌠

[Christina Holmes 🌐 @MissCAHomes]

Oh how I love waking up to next doors kids screaming at the top of their lungs.. Sounds like they found a body or something.. So loud 😭

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Stick & stones may break my bones, but words from strangers on the internet will either bring me deep, emotional pain or glorious validation