Lindsey Miles

You really wanna know my process? It usually starts with a 'Holla!' and ends with a creamsicle.

[Lindsey Miles @MissLeigh06]

@rodmarphoto @IMKristenBell Moneypig is ADORABLE

[Lindsey Miles @MissLeigh06]

@IMKristenBell My daughter calls yogurt "whoa-gurt" and muffins "fuffins". Anyone who corrects her is dead to me✊🏻😆

[Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite]

Parents: Good morning!

Kids: *crack knuckles, tilt head*

[JQ The Student @jquintonjohnson]

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#immigrantswegetthejobdone
#americasghostwriters
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Challenging @mscelestenicole and @SteveCarell !!#Ham4All

[Lindsey Miles @MissLeigh06]

#MomLife #OhHellNah

[orange shirt guy @awkwardphilippe]

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[Lindsey Miles @MissLeigh06]

The definition of "adult" is when your kid asks for some of your bacon you say "sure" instead of shoving the rest in your mouth & shrugging

[Lindsey Miles @MissLeigh06]

Still the funniest thing I think I've ever seen on tv. #RIP #CharlieMurphy 😔 https://t.co/lrJkyckPbJ

[AltEPA @ActualEPAFacts]

Pepsi: We made the WORST PR gaffe.
United: Hold my beer.
#UnitedAgainstUnited

[Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama]

"Don't buy anything we don't need," my husband said, dropping me off at the store.

And we laughed and laughed.

[Donna McCoy @Donna_McCoy]

No one picks on you for singing "Kung Fu Fighting" if you're actually walking out of a dojo.

[Lindsey Miles @MissLeigh06]

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He would've been 104 today. #HappyBirthday #MuddyWaters 🎶🎸

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Flynn hopes to win the Immunity Challenge, but in "Survivor: White House" America gets to vote all those bastards off the island.

[Lindsey Miles @MissLeigh06]

Same✊🏻 https://t.co/vF5bvEdPSG

[ugh* @heatherlou_]

My kid ate a huge plate of pancakes then laid down in the booth at the restaurant.

I've never wanted to be someone more.

[Lindsey Miles @MissLeigh06]

What? I'm fine. #darwinaward https://t.co/JI22LIOngw

[Lindsey Miles @MissLeigh06]

It's about damn time! #FlintWaterCrisis https://t.co/OCL2oOsdNn

[ACLU of Michigan @ACLUofMichigan]

BREAKING! Flint residents will FINALLY get lead pipes replaced following $97 Million settlement: https://t.co/Ne1YYgmdOK #FlintWaterCrisis

[Kate Hall @KateWhineHall]

The longer I'm a parent the more often I find myself thinking, "Crap, my parents actually did a pretty good job."

[Lindsey Miles @MissLeigh06]

Nothin like solid rage breathing ✊🏻😆 https://t.co/bGGUUHD8Hf

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Just texted "take breaks" to a friend but I mis-typed and auto correct changed it to "rage breathe" and I think that's better advice.

[Lindsey Miles @MissLeigh06]

Just realized this kid from Its Magic, Charlie Brown somehow became our President #fakefakefake #angerproblems @realDonaldTrump 👋🏻👎🏻