Sheri Guinn

West Virginian who was a child in Pennsylvania and lives in Missouri.

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

Women: I want to go for a run.

Society: You can't go alone. You'll get raped.

Women: I want to walk to my car in the parking garage.

Society: Alone? You better get someone to escort you, or you'll get raped.

Women: I want to live alone.

Society: You need a gun, an alarm system, a dog and probably a gun for the dog too.

Women: What about going to the park?

Society: Dangerous.

Women: Okay, I'll just go out for a drink then.

Society: Don't take your eyes off your drink. Watch out for predators spiking your drinks. Stay alert at all times.

Women: I was raped.

Society: Are you sure? That just seems impossible.

[Sheri Guinn @MissMountie]

@MrCharlesBaker @ChildHealthhero Same thing happened to us. First doctor tried to use Nair to get it off and we ended up being sent to a pediatric emergency room for the remaining fragments to be removed.

12 years later, we now refer to the whole fiasco as 'The $600 Toe Hair'.

[Sheri Guinn @MissMountie]

@melontuks @thetolerantweft I had this same moment.

[FZSD Dardenne @ZumDardenne]

Congratulations to Zooey!! She took 3rd Place tonight in the District Spelling Bee! #KnightStrong

[Sheri Guinn @MissMountie]

@nomaplebar @TheCinesthetic Tied with

[FZSD Dardenne @ZumDardenne]

We are so proud of our Dardenne Knights for their performance tonight before the Cardinals Game at Busch Stadium! #WeAreDES

[FZSD Dardenne @ZumDardenne]

The DES Instrument Club did an amazing job at the Knight of the Year Ceremony today. #WeAreDES

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

Uh oh Harrison Butker, looks like all those “diabolical lies” brought me to this stage 😉

[Sheri Guinn @MissMountie]

@JinxieClark1 @afrosabi Marinate in Italian dressing overnight. Cook in a pan if you dont have a grill. The Italian dressing marinade is THE correct answer.

[Sheri Guinn @MissMountie]

@JackBumby @Si_Hart Yes! I am singing ELO in my head just seeing the episode name. It's memorable, the LINDA name cracked me up, the songs stuck, we all love a good pot luck...I mean...I can stop there and no one can argue. 😆

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Maybe this is an oversimplification, but Ryan Gosling being nominated, but not Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig, perfectly explains to me why we aren’t in the 8th year of Hillary Clinton’s presidency.

[Sheri Guinn @MissMountie]

@DimensionsInJen I tell my kids before school every single day 'Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind'.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Look at Joe Biden. Freeing hostages , quietly doing his business, not crying like a little whiny shitstain on social media about how everyone is unfair.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

The left is calling for greater investment in renewable energy and the right is burning Barbies, shooting Bud lights, and touting the upsides of slavery, so I can see how both sides are to blame for all this polarization

[Dumfukdetector 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 @Dumfukdetector]

Let me make sure I have the conservative mentality straight:

17 year-olds are not mature enough for gender care but can carry AR15s into a riot?

The gov't shouldn't mandate vaccines but it SHOULD mandate that a girl gives birth?

There shouldn't be pride flags in a classroom because not everyone agrees but the 10 commandments should be posted even though not everyone agrees?

Women shouldn't get breast reductions but they should get breast enhancements, nose jobs, and liposuction?

Kids shouldn't read books about violence and sexual activity unless it's the Bible?

Institutional racism and misogyny don't exist because white men say so?

I got this right?

[Sheri Guinn @MissMountie]

@_cosmicangst

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans will let a child go hungry instead of feeding them at school, they’ll let a woman die from sepsis before letting her have an abortion and let a diabetic go without their medication instead of lowering the price of the drugs.

But tell me again how “pro-life” they are.

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

GIVEAWAY TIME — this weekend I will pick one random winner and send them a free boxed set of THE GWENDY TRILOGY. All you have to do is Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!