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@ScottPolhamus @Tesla Your Tesla is obviously more reliable than ours. Ours spends too much time getting repairs. That’s not good value at all.

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#StarWars night! #dbacks #whatafan

[BraveHeart™ @Braveheart_USA]

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week”. The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.” The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from. you. I'm doing community service this week”. The Member of Congress was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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There’s a strong inverse correlation between vaccination rates and death rates by state. #vaccination #covid

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Young #DBACKS fans meet @Disney #Encanto ladies. #WhataFan.

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via @NYTOpinion https://t.co/7DlgRkhYBp

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@MyLifeOrg Stay safe.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

'Stop giving power to people who don't believe in science.' — Actor Harrison Ford is warning us to address the climate crisis before it's too late

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@DannyVietti Bob Gibson

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@ExportedFromMI 54% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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@LizAnnSonders @SoberLook Pardon my ignorance...
Assuming that stocks are more risky than Treasuries, shouldn’t their yield most always be higher?

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@CoxHelp So, it isn’t available via Cox?

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@CoxHelp How do I watch CBS’ Thursday release of Picard on my Cox service? @CoxComm

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@FlySJC @SouthwestAir You might consider posting this plan. Passenger comments are very negative right now.

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San Jose Mineta Airport just opened brand new gates. What an uninspired DUMP!Another government-produced embarrassment.
@FlySJC @SouthwestAir

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@TiVoSupport OMG! So sad to see that MLB app is no longer supported. This has been a top feature in my family for years.

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Gone, but never forgotten.

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Planning my trip to Milwaukee- staying at The Pfister. Here's a perk for friends and family: https://t.co/SxcU9VxEw5 @PfisterHotel

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@flyLAXairport T1 food lines are looooong and @calpizzakitchen even ran out of food. Fast food needs to be fast. Not a fun place to depart.

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@Starbucks I would like to cast a vote for adding cascara to the menu in Mexico City. I miss my favorite when I travel there.