Molly McDonald

[Molly McDonald @Mollgrl06]

@Avis @ToysForTots_USA AVIS WILL PUT YOU IN DANGER OF YOUR LIFE. Their cars are not safe. They blow up and leave you stranded. Avis will not respond. Try calling customer service and waiting 2 hours. Or better yet- don’t have an option for past rentals in the prompt. Send me to a 3rd party.

[Molly McDonald @Mollgrl06]

@avis Remember when I was 20 weeks pregnant and had a 2 yr old and 5yr old driving in your car that blew up and left us on a 6 lane highway in Detroit in 30°? Thanks for that.

[Molly McDonald @Mollgrl06]

@Avis great customer service! You never gave me a claim number when I reported my car exploded on a 6 lane highway. Then emailed me to ask where it was (when I called three different employees to explained I paid to get it towed to the nearest location). What’s the status!?!

[Molly McDonald @Mollgrl06]

Hey @Avis Thanks for charging me for extra gas when you’re car exploded while I was driving it. It’s a fun surprise on top of the $200 out of pocket I paid to get it towed when you kept me on hold for 2 hours.

[Molly McDonald @Mollgrl06]

“Ugh. I’d feel bad for the salesman though.” -my husband.... seriously...

[Molly McDonald @Mollgrl06]

Same type with mall, rest assured purchase rbusp,com

[Molly McDonald @Mollgrl06]

My husband and my dad both do not have Facebook. How am I going to tell then Happy Father's Day?

[Molly McDonald @Mollgrl06]

Okay, but for real- where's Kel? #snl #keenansalright #butkel

[Molly McDonald @Mollgrl06]

Ok. I'm back. Time to figure out creative ways to shorten my words and fit 140 characters in each tweet. I'm doing great so far. It's so nat

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

How often in the Bible the Lord asks us to welcome migrants and foreigners, reminding us that we too are foreigners!

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Take action! Live life to the full! And when others see the witness you give, they may ask: why do you live this way?

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘I Promise To Work Tirelessly To Achieve My Campaign’s Goals,’ Threatens Trump In Terrifying Address https://t.co/T9J2q0yOCY

[Onion Politics @OnionPolitics]

Trump: 'Please Ignore The 200,000 Women You See Tomorrow' #InaugurationDay

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

When 47% of women vote against Hilary Clinton, we don't only have a fight with some men in this country. Women have a fight with women.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

What's it like raising little kids?

Any moment could turn into crying.

Or a dance party.

Or a crying dance party.

You never know.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Personally, I can’t wait for the presidential election of 2020 between Laura Bush and The Situation.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Nothing any political comedian can do will ever be as funny as Melania Trump reading a Michelle Obama speech to eager Republicans.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

It's not "expresso." It's espresso.