Mer-Man

Evil Lord of the seas of Eternia. Parody.

[Mer-Man @MoodyMerMan]

@BeastMan__ Use the medium size pool, I cleaned it last week and it shouldn't have got dirty again since then.

[Mer-Man @MoodyMerMan]

@_TRAP_JAW_ @sexy_teela Surprised she hadn't put the restraining order out...

[Mer-Man @MoodyMerMan]

@Omegaville We always have on Snake Mountain.

[Mer-Man @MoodyMerMan]

Been busy of late. Had to take one of my submarines to be serviced and it left me £500 out of pocket. Mind you, it's the oldest one I have, so trying to source the replacement parts wasn't exactly easy.

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@evilhasnoname That would make Teela his sister. Hmmm...

[Mer-Man @MoodyMerMan]

@grumpybeastman This was also the same scenario when you went all in first hand playing poker with us and I beat you on the river.

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@MummRaTweets You not familiar with the phrase "drink like a fish"? That's exactly what I do.

[Mer-Man @MoodyMerMan]

Heaviest session at the Eternia Arms I've had for a while. Spikor and Whiplash came off worse though.

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@MummRaTweets Jack Daniels Fire, to be precise, plus absinthe. Whiplash's idea.

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@Happy_He_Man @evilhasnoname @realDonaldTrump Jealous? Of you? Pull the other one, it's got scales on. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Mer-Man @MoodyMerMan]

@eterniatimes Finally you report a story accurately. Took you bloody long enough.

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@evilhasnoname @realDonaldTrump Mop Head has been rumbled again, right @Happy_He_Man?

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@Happy_He_Man Absinthe. I rarely touch the stuff. But it was Whiplash's idea.

[Mer-Man @MoodyMerMan]

Teleconference with @MrEvilSkeletor and these two last week with me while I was at the Crystal Sea. I had a fucking echo at my end. Again.

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@BeastMan__ That was my plan all along. I'm happy to do the donkey work on this one.

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@BeastMan__ It's a short cut but it's an effective one. Needs must - that swamp has needed a draining for a week.

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@BeastMan__ Cowboys, Beast Man. They're a bunch of cowboys.

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@BeastMan__ I have the draining equipment we need. Should take us half the time it usually does.

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@BeastMan__ Thankfully it wasn't. Decent gig that!

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Shadow Weaver just told me she's a Thrashdor fan. Awesome.