The Shittiest Cowboy

ain’t my first rodeo but I was a clown at my last.

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

Finally getting around to reading House of Leaves after owning it for like 15 years. It's interesting to read something that has so obviously influenced popular aesthetics. But the experience itself is like "what if a decent story was constantly interrupted by a stupid moron".

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

Why can’t you use your legs in soccer?

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(pick me monkey) I prefer wire mother

[Joey Nova NYC 🍇 @thejoeynova]

I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Remember being in 3rd grade, playing Frasier at recess, and there was always that one kid who’d yell “I call being Eddie!” before you even got started

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

I am insane

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

Grapefruit vanilla juniper black garlic wormwood charred saline msg everclear. Am I insane? I’m trying to find a savory vanilla presentation.

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

Vanilla is not sweet. It’s just an idea that it has to be sweet. What can u put with it

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

The internet was good then it was bad then it was great and now it’s dog water dog shit

[Thumbs @punishedthumbs]

We mostly just set up our scene partners for really funny punchlines

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

I’ve been saying this for years

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

World Cup has me listening to Bosnian ska

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

Dropped out one semester away from getting my associates degree at the school of hard knocks

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

BOSNIAN SUMMER BOSNIAN SUMMER

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

Iron fire ten thousand acres zero percent contained

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

Didn’t get a mail ballot and I have to work so if anyone is voting today vote for anyone that’s not macadams for me two or three times.

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

I would die for my city Salt Lake City

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

@tranidishwasher Imagine getting through them and going through the gates of the hereafter and living 10 million years then the ads start again

[The Shittiest Cowboy @Moth_Buckaroo]

One of my best friends I’m kinda out of touch with atm won’t really return my texts or text first but he’ll send me strings of 10-12 5-8 minute reels of skits. I’ll wake up to a movie length string of reels.