Mr. Tex I.T.

IT type person in Texas, enjoy a good scotchy scotch scotch and pretending I know things. I have a thing for using Gif's. That's with a hard G sound, not a J.

[Mr. Tex I.T. @MrTexIT]

Washer drain pump fails on last load. Finds out it's easy fix, orders said pump. Amazon better not fail me now with next day delivery statement...

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

BREAKING: Trump says he will give every adult citizen $5,000 if GOP wins the midterms

Idiocracy was so far ahead of its time 🤣

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

WHO MADE THIS!? I’m dying.

[Mr. Tex I.T. @MrTexIT]

@rawsalerts

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Every time I write "Wednesday," there's a small voice in my head that says, "Wed-nes-day."😭

[໊ @cdoll]

how it feels going back to work after your lunch break

[Mr. Tex I.T. @MrTexIT]

When you put the right music on at work with the ANC working full overtime.

[‏ً @ewedunega]

You start to realize

>you live at work
>you only come home to sleep
>and your day off is just for washing clothes for the next week of work

[Mr. Tex I.T. @MrTexIT]

@crisisofconsc @rideorrye

[Cthulhu ( ;,;) @Cthulhu_Answers]

Explains @PeteHegseth being late for the briefing.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this is art

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

George HW Bush puking on the Japanese Prime Minister in 1992 is somehow no longer the biggest embarrassment in US/Japan diplomacy.

[Mr. Tex I.T. @MrTexIT]

What gets a SysAdmin excited? The install progress bar moving after sitting on 1% for like 20 minutes.

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

damn they got two bass pro shops

[Mr. Tex I.T. @MrTexIT]

@sama *Department of Defense

Fixed it

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"are you ok?"
no bc why is it a monday
every 15 fucking minutes

[cookiebot🌹 @cookiebotmonstr]

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