Lumpy Brewster

very cool adult

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

What if u gave birth during the Purge and your kid couldn't get a social security number and then you couldn't enroll him in kindergarten

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@MarcoFoster_ @Shanemgillis @joerogan Their previous platform is unpopular at the moment so they’ll switch sides as it’s convenient. The biggest thing these people lack is principle.

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

What if u gave birth during the Purge and your kid couldn't get a social security number and then you couldn't enroll him in kindergarten

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@feckinwater @Cryptoterra Thank u gurt

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

What if u gave birth during the Purge and your kid couldn't get a social security number and then you couldn't enroll him in kindergarten

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@RichardHanania Hey dude there’s still time to delete this

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@RichardHanania Don’t worry Richard, no matter what the age of consent is, no one would ever consent to fucking you

[VIKARE @vikare06]

A 1991 anti-littering ad for New York city directed by David Lynch.

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@murrman5 @nafmcpodcast Romeo + Juliet, no contest

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@lordratsquirt All hail King Adam Sandler

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

they look like they’re about to give batman a hard time

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not to be dramatic but severance is a miracle

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@doobydoobadooby @RichardHanania To be fair, both of those things are cool as hell

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@RichardHanania Bro you couldn’t be bothered to shower for weeks at a time in law school

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@MartyBy62422182 @HANnah_SOL0 My dear friend @GEORGE3Q, truly a master of Halloween

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@allchlosu_misc @HANnah_SOL0 My dear friend @GEORGE3Q

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@aashisjo Ah yes, after working a minimum of 40 hours a week, spending a minimum of 10 hours commuting, what poor people need is manual labor but ~~fun~~ because they get to do it alongside other poors.

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@WatcherGuru @krisspax Trump staffer** uses bitcoin to pay at a bar for former president who famously doesn’t drink

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I’m n luv with a hippo

[Lumpy Brewster @MrsBoyardee]

@TeddyRoosevalt Literally the ad I’m served on this thread 🫣

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@PulitzerPrizes @hannahdreier @nytimes @stillsarita @NewYorker @sarahanneconway @city_bureau @invinst @Reuters @washingtonpost @katieengelhart @NYTmag @vkaramurza @JustinCChang @latimes Ok I had no idea you could get a Pulitzer for hating
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