Fucketry McFuck

the artist formerly known as Miss Fucketry

[Fucketry McFuck @MsFucketry]

I'm white, but not "doesn't wear white after Labor Day" white.

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

I hope these little dressed up bastards in my neighborhood like soy sauce packets.

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

People complain about global warming like there hasn't been 5 ice ages already.

[Spanky McDutcherson 🔸 @thatdutchperson]

@MsFucketry @slaughthie do it!

[Fucketry McFuck @MsFucketry]

Don't stop believin'

Also don't quit your daydream.

@Asbo_Unicorn

[Fucketry McFuck @MsFucketry]

I'm feeling the urge to hop on the @slaughthie selfie bandwagon. Yay or nay?

[ess bee fritz @RandomAntics]

If you think about how in 100 years Facebook will be full of dead people it actually seems a little cooler.

[Lyin king @shitcunt001]

An integral part of my cardio workout is the excessive consumption of carbs.

[Dru @dru0887]

When someone says “No Biggie”, I reply with “not since ‘97” and immediately break down crying

[shael @5hael]

Dance like there's nobody watching, embarrassing yourself is much more entertaining for the rest of us

[little lar @LittleeLauraaa]

If you smile and wave to random strangers they'll do the same back and it will be funny because they're most likely confused.

[Fucketry McFuck @MsFucketry]

Someone just mentioned Coldplay and everything went black. I woke up in the ER with a cast on my right hand and a warrant.

[Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤 @JustLikeMikee]

Your perception is not my reality.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"Go Redskins!" - Christopher Columbus, 1492.

[Saertje @SaertjeMirror]

Having a life isn't really my thing.

[Sam @SufficientCharm]

I always carry a bag of sugar with me just in case someone starts singing Def Leppard.