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contemplating building furniture

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Pretty embarrassing that I chose to be so fuckin cute at a time like this

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@itsnatemaybe @MumfordAndSons Just wanted to bring everyone a lil mumfort and bjoy

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free idea for @MumfordAndSons it’s a holiday album called Mumfort and Boy

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Tom Hanks should have saved us all a syllable and gone by Thanks

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I know it’s hard to part ways with your parents after the holidays but it’s important to let bye moms be bye moms

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@SortaBad You can tell it to your friends if you want

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I think I’m getting dumped

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@fakejoose Hell yeah we did

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Big tortilla doesn’t want you to know how easy it is to make your own heart shaped chips

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@ghostdraculas no

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Ham tacos

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If I ran for a political office my slogan would be “I look like a baby because I am one” and I would change the nation

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Can’t believe they fit a whole field in there

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You can make french toast out of anything the french can’t stop you

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It would be cute if someone named their baby Rockwell but for short called them ckw

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Being alive during the black plague would have been wild like damn, all my homies are at deaths door smh 😔

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Got banned from the co op for asking if they carried jello

[easyhateoven @JGeilsLand]

When I was born, I was no bigger than a hotdog, and no better. Now, I'm the size of many hotdogs, and just as good.

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

how I feel how I feel
when I’m vs when I’m
attracted attracted
to a man to a woman

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@caliluvgirl77 lol yes!

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I will never be able to fully process the fact that You Oughta Know was written about this fuckin guy

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@neuronfeed @SamwellGnarley I know, unfathomable